I need help against the cops ASAP!!!

So there is this big thing going on in my town Friday and Saturday called Kokanee Glacier Challenge. About 3000 people come to a town of 8000 to play baseball and get drunk. Now of course, this obligates me to have to make an appearance. This is the best weekend this town gets to see all year. So, what I need from you pros is a way to disguise my beer... I'm up for anyting. I was going to tape my 12, normal sized cans to my shirt and then wear a hoodi over it, this would work other then the fact that my body would heat up the beer. An outright back pack is too obvious. I need a way to carry twelve beer, or six beer and have another six stashed in the bushes until I'm done the first six, without any cops stopping us and searching us. Thank you for your help in advance.

 

Get a life.

 

:lol:

 

Perfect idea bro.

A CAMELBACK.

You know those things mountain bikers use? Its basically a bladder that straps to your back. Wear one under your shirt and its all gravy baby.

I just looked one up and it has an 8 beer capacity. http://www.altrec.com/shop/detail/18995/

 

put the beer in gelcaps and take about 3,000 each.

 

I say drink openly and proud. Just make sure to wear good running shoes......and don't forget to pump those babies up!!!

 

well you are a hitman, just snipe those pigs

 

camel-back is definately the way to go, the one i have holds 2 gallons (thats almost 11 beers). wear that under you hoodie

 

lol

why not just dont drink

 

the harder you try to hide something, the more obvious you are.

 

instead of beer, why don't you just pour some jager and red bull in the camelback, get trashed even quicker, and be hyper...always fun..

 

or not drink

 

yeah yeah yeah. we know. don't drink. give your clothes to strangers and walk the earth as a modern avatar. got it.

i love vodka and redbull. it doesn't make your breath stink.

 

or not drink

 

red bull and jager owns...

 

and this aint no avatar, its a sig...

 

av·a·tar (āv'ə-tär') Pronunciation Key
n.
The incarnation of a Hindu deity, especially Vishnu, in human or animal form.
An embodiment, as of a quality or concept; an archetype: the very avatar of cunning.

 

pleaaassee vishnu aint got nothing on me

 

I apologize Mamakcita...for i knew not what avatar meant...now i understand it means vishnu, a smelly dude...

 

hehehe. dictionary.com is the best think to ever happen to me.