I need a man.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by skidrowgirl, Sep 25, 2006.

  1. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    Hahaha. It's 4:20 in the morning, this should be fun.
    I need a man...ok, technically, I don't need a man, but I want one.
    I'm not sure why I want one, since the last one I had was a complete moron....but, I guess I get lonely.
    Come to think of it, all of them have been morons. Damn.
    I know what you guys are going to say, "Jules just needs to get laid."
    Hahaha, you're right, but it isn't really about that.
    I need a cup of coffee, because I am starting to feel a tad sleepy.
    As you know, this chick rarely ever sleeps.
    I'm tempted to make a pot, but I think I'll skip it.
    I'll just babble on and wait for my niece to go to sleep.
    Maybe eventually, I too will find slumber.

    *sigh*
     
  2. the6peace8keeper

    the6peace8keeper Born Again Satanist

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    If you were getting mad cock put to you a few times a day you might just be a it more rested and want to sleep, im on my 4th coffee and I hate it.......time for work soon.
     
  3. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Awwwww poor girl! You should really try to sleep soon... I know I'm about ready to.
     
  4. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    ^ One word..... Massengill.^
     
  5. severedheadstoner

    severedheadstoner ridiculously sane

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    You need to find the right man.

    And you need to get laid.

    And my suggestion for your niece in the other thread goes for you too.
     
  6. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I need a woman about twice my height.

    Statuesque, raven dressed a goddess of the night.
     
  7. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    I thought the same thing about a year and a half ago.....trust me, you need a man like a hole in the head.

    Relationships are a jip and a scam
     
  8. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    Eh, I think a horse tranquilizer might be a bit much for me.
    I once took like a 10 mg sleeping pill, and was falling down trying to get back to my bed.
     
  9. severedheadstoner

    severedheadstoner ridiculously sane

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    Whoah. Gotta get me some of those. What brand where they?
     
  10. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    Ah, hell, I don't remember.
    They gave me one when I was in the hospital one time.
     
  11. severedheadstoner

    severedheadstoner ridiculously sane

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    Aw, oh well. Hospital visits are fun like that.
     
  12. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    Yeah, but the food sucks.
     
  13. severedheadstoner

    severedheadstoner ridiculously sane

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    Last time i was in hospital i got a pizza delivered. Best decision of my life. Damn it, Now i'm hungry.
     
  14. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    I'm hungry too. So are you making us all food?
     
  15. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    Yeah, there's no food here at my house. I think I might have a box of microwave popcorn and a loaf of bread.
    Oooh, I wonder if I have any cheese left in there.
     
  16. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    I love Conan's expression in that sig.
     
  17. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    He actually kinda looks like he's wearing lipstick. haha :D

    I was thinking of making microwave popcorn cause im hungry and there isnt much food here either.... but i think im gonna make eggs instead.
     
  18. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    Here we are at twenty minutes til 6 a.m. and the niece is still wide awake.
    And folks wonder why I never sleep.
    Four year olds, I swear.
     
  19. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    you dont want a man for a relationship but more like a RENT-A-GENT!


    Yes the man that only knows how to compliment you, take you out, be stylish, well groomed and well mannered, will never argue with you and fight for you, your always right and he will never complain about your cold ass and feet, his sex drive is like a freight engine and he always knows just what to do to please you. He is never concerned about his needs only there to please yours.

    Yes comming soon to a shopping mall near you RENT-A-GENT!
     
  20. vivid

    vivid Member

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    Hmmmm.... someone shoulda told me about this rent a gent place before I went out n got married... haha...
     
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