I named my boyfriend's penis...

Captain Spaulding. It sounded weird at first but more awesome as we thought about it more. He called me a psycho, but he knows he loves it :2thumbsup:

 

Y'know,,I was wondering what you named your boyfriend's penis.

 

I thought you might be, that's why I made this thread. Just for you :sunny:

 

That's a nice name.

Did you have a naming ceremony and invite close friends and family?

 

I Respect His Wisdom, And I Am In Awe Of His Judgement....



Cheers Glen.

 

I'm splattered,,I mean, flattered.

 

No, it was a small gathering. Just us two

Indeed. As well you should be.

 

Glen, get out.

 

Oh yes,,I definitely agree. Both times.

 

Y'know,,I feel much closer to your boyfriend's penis than I did before today,,,<sigh>

 

Owww, Don't Be Like That, You Know Deep Down In Your Heart You

Have A Soft Spot For Me...:love:.



Cheers Glen.

 

And it's still soft,,,lol,,


don' want no "hardened" arthuries,,,

 

Wouldn't Captain Spalding be a better name for his other genitalia?

 

Maybe She Meant To Say, Her Boyfriends Dick Was

"Captain Of His Spaldings"....




Cheers Glen.

 

Appropriately piratey considering he's only got one eye.. though Cap'n Sparrow didn't wear an eyepatch did he?

 

That is a pretty freaking sweet name for a wiener, lol. Tell him he is even more psycho for loving you That's what I tell my old lady.

 

You know, that just warms my heart.

Good idea, but the name's stuck now. lol

Haha we say that to each other all the time! :2thumbsup: We so need to double date lol

 

Guess it's better than Little Spaulding.

 

I call mine my "lonely little man"

 

Just give Captain Spaulding CPR, worry about the name later