I must be drunk

taa daa!

 

hooray!

hungover?

 

no... never. one shot of tequila is enough to make me loopy.

 

You must save a lot of money

 

yes! and there was a sale.... i had four bottles of tequila for the price of one. down to a bottle and a half

 

I can't get into tequila. To me, it tastes like sea water. It's like getting smacked in the face by a wave and swallowing a bunch of saltwater

 

tequila and organic wines are the only two alcohols that don't trigger a migraine for me. i'll have your share of tequila, thank you very much.

 

they say that everyone has that one kind of alcohol that they can't drink because it reminds them of the time they almost died; for me that's tequila.

 

gimme all your tequilas.. i will protect you