I may or may not be a wanted woman

I may or may not have stolen gas today. Went to the pump, put my card in, selected my gas choice, and started to fuel er up. After I got done pumping, I noticed a sign at that pump that says "sorry this pump is currently not accepting credit cards." I just left without checking with the clerk to see if my card went through or not. I mean, eh whatever.

 

You know that shit was on video. I'll send you smokes so you can trade for sex.

 

Do not worry if they are short at the til and the numbers don't add up they will just check the security video.

Then they will call the cops. The cops will run your plates. Now they have you address and name.

So I am sure if you are a criminal someone from the cop office will come around and let you know.

 

hahaha it wasnt even my car. And I look a lot like the owner. I will deny everything!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That’s why I love my Exxon/Mobil Speed Pass


Hotwater

 

Go back and check with them...they all have cameras...but if you go back and pay they probably wont do much......check with your credit card company to seee if it went through though first

 

You are good to go!

I am going to laugh my ass off now.

 

Well.....now that shits funny

 

Girl, you're grounded!

 

Is is bad that I'm not even worried? I mean really, what's the worst that could happen?

 

Probably spanked.

 

Somebody is gonna rat you. You gonna get raped in a prison laundry. And I'mma say I told ya so.

 

With the cost of gas these days .... how about grand theft


Hotwater

 

Who says I'm opposed?

 

lol.