I may be satan....

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by MaximusXXX, Jan 27, 2009.

  1. MaximusXXX

    MaximusXXX Senior Member

    To start, I am a heavy drinker, although I have binges where I'll drink quite heavily for a month and then take it real easy for 2 weeks.

    Anyway, I usually go out drinking with friends, walking back to my townhouse 3-6a.m.

    Several times, not sure exactly how many, I've passed by bums on the streets, and many times I have viciously beaten them, quite randomly.

    Sometimes when coming back from a friends with a bottle of gin, etc, I know for a fact at least two times I shattered the bottle over a bum's head, then kicked him/her while they were on the ground.

    I even recall a time where I pissed on a bum who was sleeping.

    Funny thing is I'm a very happy drunk, my friends tell me I'm significantly more comical when I'm drunk, as in my jokes, etc.

    So...yeah. Dunno why but when I'm heavily intoxicated walking back, anywhere between 5min to 25min walk and pass by a bum, downtown Niagara Falls there are always at least one or two, I have an inclination to beat them.

    I have cop friends so I know many bums are found dead in the streets, almost all are just written up to have died due to poor health, but there's a good chance some are murdered.

    Nobody really cares.

    And yeah.......
  2. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    Satan is a perfectionist, your doing it wrong.. :p
  3. Nah your just a piece of shit.

    And your not drunk enough if you can viciously beat someone.
  4. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    I support this. You are an exemplary citizen.
  5. does2

    does2 Member

    You may not be satan, you are Maximus. Idiot.
  6. And your friends with cops? Unless they're crooked cops GTFO.
  7. crankyirishgirl

    crankyirishgirl Fuck You

    Since you like to beat the shit out of homeless people why dont you put it as an Interests in your profile:)
  8. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

  9. MaximusXXX

    MaximusXXX Senior Member

    What? I have friends who ARE cops, they've been on the force for like 1, 2 and 4 years.

    I also know several retired cops.

    A lot more people die of " misterious " circumstances than you might think.

    Just most cops don't waste their time with dead bums, prostitues, etc. It's easier to say they died of poor health or drug overdose, etc.
  10. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    I'd call you a bad person, but i like to beat drunks, ones who get drunk and walk around at all times of night and pass out alone in their stupid town houses.
  11. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

    I'll just call you a bad person and an idiot...
  12. Crazy Horse

    Crazy Horse Member

    I'll withhold my judgement.... Except to say that I do know that people such as you exist, and that they typically wind up with some life-threatening injuries any time one crosses my path. And I am very familiar with Niagra Falls.
  13. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

    By any chance, do you know where Jimmy Hoffa is?
  14. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Well i am sorry, if i take a sick joy in the idea that somebody like this may have to experiance the same pain they force others to endure at the hands of some one just as malicious as themselves.

    I'm not an idiot, i may be a bad person, but i don't attack people randomly.
  15. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

    Satan wouldn't waste his time with nonsense like this.
  16. Just preparing yourself for the future that awaits you ehh?
  17. That's like beating up an old lady or a child. If you insist on beating people, why don't you be a real man and take on someone of equal stamina? Oh that's right, because you're piece of shit.
  18. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

    And eventually shit gets scooped up and tossed in a garbage bin...
  19. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

    strangling babies is a lot more fun while drunk. i guess it's more of a fun thing to do on cocaine though.
  20. -Stevey-

    -Stevey- Member

    Yeah you are a piece of shit.

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