Hey everybody! I just snuck out of school in order to downdoad some pornography and sniff some arosol hairspray before I deliver my paper route.
Hey I'm sorry about this folks. This is my son who seems to have somehow bypassed the block I put in to effect on our home computer. Shithead get off the goddamned computer you little fuck and do your homework!
Wow!!! You're so cool... What a rebel.... Shut up you stupid fag, why the fuck are you trying to be cool on a stupid fuckin' website?
Often I walk in the woods in search of wounded or dead birds and squirrels to bring home and take apart in order to find out what's inside. My father, a psychologist encourages me to do so believing that it is a good way to invoke intellectual interests and keep me away from the glue. I once stitched together parts of three different birds into a strange thing by combining a morning dove, starling and sparrow. My father calls it a darling and complimented me on my unusual approach in art and suggested I continue along the same line.