I love Walmart <3

ROTFLMAO

 

They have detectors in the dressing rooms?

 

if rubbing cold ice on my testicles is wrong i don't wanna be right

 

As opposed to hot ice?

 

Drinking my walmart free vicks... yaay vicks.

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Or you could try hand warmers on ur nuts. :cheers2:

 

mmm Kratom

 

Hot Ice! I heat up the ice cubes!
It's the best of both worlds!

 

as a former walmart employee, dont steal from your neighborhood walmart, burn it down! or freeze it, but you cannot reason with it.

but seriously though, for the most part i dont steal shit. i havent stolen anything in awhile now, but i used to be a fantastic shoplifter, while i worked there. of all my southpark dvds ive perchaced one. when my buddy wanted diet pills i got him a 3 months supply. but ive stolen money from my register too. senior year i got the opportunity to get 200 at once, but i had better luck at other jobs doing that (like 500 weekly). but as for now i dont steal unless its an imergency.

and for those that dont know, loss prevention isnt only 2 guys watching the camera, they have guys that walk around all day as faux shoppers and follow suspicious ppl.

the best walmarts to steal from are supercenters in rural areas, they have less security. oooor you can just not steal and be productive

 

but stealing is being productive

 

good point, take that futurama

 

QFT.

I stole a fuckload of stereo equipment with a friend for his car from walmart, along with a lot of robogels.

 

haha.. that would fuckin suck.. but then again.. it would probably tempt me to try and steal something from walmart while wearing this

 

Ahahaha

 

Did they make her wear that? lulz

 

^^^ i have no idea

 

Oh that would be cruel...

 

that would be the best job ever.

hypothetically speaking, if a tall 16 year old girl applied for this job, what are the chances that she'll get it?

 

are we really that bored to talk about walmart

 

None, youd lack a beard and the Hjose the ceyote look lol

 

but see i have some advantages... i can stalk teen girls without looking too creepy... and uhm i'm tall so uhhh i can see above people?

just trust me... i'd do a really good job i promise!

that has to be the biggest bullshit job ever... i have never heard of anyone getting busted by an undercover shopper, come to think of it... i've never heard of anyone getting busted at walmart in general