I love Walmart <3

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by jo_k_er_man, Jan 18, 2009.

  1. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    Cuz it's the easiest place to get free shit from.. im flat ass broke cuz i was out of work for a week... and i have a shitty ass cold.. no cold medicine... so where to go? thats right.. walmart.. aka.. freeshitville... i just went down the what i like to call "free medicine isle".. and pocketed cough syrup and walked right back out.. thank you walmart.. now i can feel better
     
  2. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    stealing is wrong... lol :D
     
  3. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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  4. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    Everytime you steal from wallmart, you fund terrorists xD
     
  5. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    so be it.. they just destroyed a building.. you know how many towns walmart has destroyed?
     
  6. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    Always low prices!
     
  7. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    shoplifiting is very very easy if you know how to do it... my cousin steals from walmart all the time, just today he texted me and told me he stole a new ipod case and some cd's
     
  8. st. stephen

    st. stephen Senior Member

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    well walmart is from arkansas so...

    'welcome
     
  9. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    In England, Walmart is called Asda, whats the point?

    Shit like Axe/Lynx too... i mean wtf
     
  10. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Thats a weird combination of things to steal.....
     
  11. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    what cd's lol?
     
  12. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    obviously all censored... doesn't walmart only sell censored CDs still?
     
  13. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    I used to work at a subway inside walmart... and on break I'd go out into the store, get mascara or some candy or something... casually walk back into the Subway area... go in the back and put whatever it was in my purse.

    I actually feel bad admitting it :eek:
     
  14. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    a beatles CD and a sublime one... he put them in his coat pockets when nobody was looking, went into the bathroom and tore the wrapping off along with the bar code (so that it wouldn't beep when he left), flushed that shit down the toilet and voila
     
  15. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    haha would have been hilarious had the shitter plugged up
     
  16. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    haha, maybe he should wipe his ass with the plastic wrapping before flushing, just to fuck with them
     
  17. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    yeah some chick bought the lil wayne cd when it came out and did the same thing went straight to the shitter lol

    3 peat!
     
  18. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

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    So she bought it and went to the bathroom... And?
     
  19. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    pooped
     
  20. comfortably_numb9

    comfortably_numb9 an asshole

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    lol
     

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