Cuz they are tasty, hairy, and some of them are tight. Not to mention they are the perfect receptacle in which to stick my penile organ which otherwise finds refuge in anuses.
Please keep your penile organ in your pants, I am still recovering from the last time you got it out...
The future of mankind however lies in artificial vaginas, in which man need only deposit his sperm through an aperture onto the awaiting eggs for maturation in an artificial womb :H Hotwater
who is mat?... doormat? hehehehehehehe is that funny?... that would be a cool hippy name, doormat... hehehehehehe!!!
That's probably one of the funniest things I've read in a loooooooong time. I actually laughed out loud. Fucking awesome.
they are one of many things that are likeable. i would like them less if they were the only thing. arn't we both glad that the're not? =^^= .../\...