i love this guy's complaint letter.

i lolled til i coughed then lolled some more. flip through the pictures and read the captions.

my favorite line was, in reference to his unsatisfactory food:

"I was exhausted. All I wanted to do was relax but obviously I had to sit with that mess in front of me for half an hour. I swear the sponge shafts moved at one point. "



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/t...e-worlds-best-passenger-complaint-letter.html

 

I woulda ate the cookie, everything else wouldn't have made it down the hatch, just from pure looks alone!

 

'Richard...What is that white stuff?'

 

'It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing.'

LOL

 

here's another great one! how to make money not rearing pigs.

http://www.order-order.com/2007/06/letter-to-miliband.html

 

As I see it, the hardest part of this programme will be keeping an accurate record of how many pigs I haven't reared.

BAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

that my friend is fucking excellent~!~

 

"Award Winning Food" my Arse...

 

"I’ll try and explain how this felt. Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it’s Christmas morning and you’re sat their with your final present to open. It’s a big one, and you know what it is. It’s that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about.
Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing. That’s how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this:"

 

i love this guy's drawing in his complaint letter...he also sent some cat poopie.

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...-to-pay-overdue-bill-with-spider-drawing.html



sheer genius...

 

I love his constant use of Richards name.

 

http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html

 

hahaha. i know. i love the referencing pictures, too.

 

Oh man, the man is right though, that food looks gross! i can't believe that the company thinks we'd believe it's award winning... or popular.

 

yeah, some indian is outright difficult.

 

Oh its not that difficult, just get some sponge cake, put a tomatoe underneath and add pesto, hey presto :rofl:

 

Sorry dearest, but BULL. I'm a dumb carpenter/plumber and I make Indian at home from scratch at least once a week. It's not that hard.

 

at my ex's dad's post-funeral dinner, viji brought this bowl of stuff in that looked like kix cereal in some sort of something or other. and she made a point of explaining to me that she did in fact cheat a bit on the recipe and replaced some crucial bit of the ingredients with kix cereal. what she was replacing, i have no idea.

and then there's the orange sugar stuff. kinda like a funnel cake gone horribly wrong.

 

i suppose i should have said "difficult to eat." you people are whacked out today.

 

well she did say 'some' im sure some dishes are indeed hard to make, but i dont eat much indian, let alone cook, so i cant say for sure.