I love sneezing

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Penny, May 25, 2004.

  1. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    Don't you? It's really releiving, a bit like... an orgasm, right?
     
  2. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    i hate when u have to sneez and you cant...it just wont come out
     
  3. Ginge

    Ginge Ye Olde Member

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    Now that you mention it, I guess sneezing is like an orgasm: a great build up before an explosive release...for lack of better words. :)
     
  4. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I wonder what it would be like to sneeze while having an orgasm?
     
  5. Cirrhosis

    Cirrhosis Banned

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    It's not pretty. In mood lighting, it's impossible to tell the snot from the semen.
     
  6. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Good point.
     
  7. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    Wow that sounds like something great! lol
     
  8. Cirrhosis

    Cirrhosis Banned

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    It's like a mixture of "Find The Smell" and "Guess What This is By Tasting It!"

    Eeeuuuhhh...that was disgusting. I apologize.
     
  9. katherine

    katherine Member

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    Some women are supposed to have Orgasms everytime they sneeze. Actually, their is a joke that goes something like:
    First Woman: Everytime I sneeze I get an Orgasm
    Second Woman: Are you taking something for it
    First Woman: Yes, Pepper :D

    Would be pretty cool really.
     
  10. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    yeah and I was being sarcastic!
     
  11. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    When I was little, I used to sniff pepper to get myself to sneeze! hehe I thought it was fun... I wasn't older than 8 though!!
     
  12. Taylor

    Taylor Repatriated

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    Sneezing is actually 1/8th of an orgasm. thats why its so fun.
     
  13. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    Oh really? 1/8? That's interesting...
     
  14. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

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    probably put an eye out
     
  15. beachbum7

    beachbum7 Lookin' for any fun

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    Sneezing is actually a relief for me (Actually, the title of this thread makes me laugh).
     
  16. metro

    metro self-banned

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    I dislike sneezing...and hiccuping

    I also dislike it when someone else sneezes, I never say "bless you", but there's always that uncomfortable silence afterwards like they expect you to say it.
     
  17. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    especially together...damn Sneeccups!!!!
     
  18. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    imagine this: a sneeze had actually put a person out of work. Sammy Sosa (OF for the Chicago Cubs) sneezed and he was out for the day because he hurt his back, it turned out he injured himself worse than he thought, he is out for 15 days because of a sneeze and a strained muscle because of it.
     
  19. Cirrhosis

    Cirrhosis Banned

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    Thank you for the report, Dan Patrick. Unfortunately, no one cares.
     
  20. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    good fuckin lord man, who shit in your cheerios today??
     

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