I live in the woods.

I have poison oak on my arm, so

i scratched my arm. a little late4 I scratched my face.
Now I have poison oak on my face.

I'm thinking these 2 inccidents may be somehow related, but
I'll have to conduct more experiments before I can say for sure.

I'll keep you posted.

 

do you live in a tree top community

 

Nope. It's just me and the trees. And some poison oak, I see.

 

Where are you now, Ape? Or is it a secret....?

 

I suggest scratching your balls to be REALLY sure.

 

Yeah um i dont think I would continue to scratch stuff

 

hahahaha

 

That sucks. You probably don't have any medicine to make the itches go away or do you?

DON'T TOUCH YOUR EYES!

 

I think you should cut off that arm before it causes any more havoc.

 

Thats really cool that you live IN the woods. Sucks about the poison oak thing though.

 

i wanna live in the woods

 

your lucky Naykid, you could have ringworm instead

 

Or how about rabies?

 

oh Naykid Ape has rabies, he's always talking about it

 

Hey! That worked!!!

Thanx Lodog, now I'm more than 50% certain I should wash my hands before I scratch anything else.

seamonster66 "oh Naykid Ape has rabies, he's always talking about it"

yeah but I make it work. I keep getting offers from grunge bands looking for a lead singer.

 

why do you live in the woods

 

children of Bodom, your sig pic makes me cringe everytime I see it

 

I'm kind of primitive. Besides, this way 'i don't have to deal with roommates, nieghbors, landlords---people.

It just feels saner to me. Anyway it's cheap.

 

do you eat dead bums?

 

Hell no. I use them for sandbags when the river gets high.