Like I said, I Like Getting Bugs Stoned. I remember when I was about four catching bees in a jar. Some older kid showed me how. Then we would roll the jars in the grass, which got the bees kinda buzzed.... I also remember playing with flies, trying to befriend them. Nowadays if I see a bug on an open screened window, inside or outside and I happen to have some smoking material at hand, I will blow smoke on the bug and watch what happens. Spiders are the most fun. Yesterday there was a large spider on the wall outside. I noticed it when I went out for a toke (or 2 or 3). About half an hour later I see the same spider on a window screen in another room, where I happened to go to have another smoke. So I get him blazed with toke after toke and at first he starts running in circles. Then it's dead stop in the very center of the screen I give him a few more tokes, already far more than any bug before. Suddenly it drops down, out of sight. Then seconds later it suddenly reappears, goes back to the center again. So I keep giving him tokes, maybe only an inch away! He doesn't move..at all for hours He stayed there all evening, taking whatever I could give him including top quality Mendo sift and bubble, yet he outlasted me! By morning he was either gone or breakfast for some bird who was in for a surprise. That had to be the most stoned out spider ever! We had a lot of fun...
