I know it makes me a horrible person...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Zoomie, Feb 1, 2009.

  1. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    ...but I want a venison steak and Krispy Kreme donuts.

    Now.
     
  2. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    how does that make you horrible?
     
  3. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Cuz one of you bitches better bring me what I want.
     
  4. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Throw in some pork rinds. BBQ flavor.
     
  5. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

    Krispy Kremes still exist? Haven't seen one of those in years....
     
  6. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    There's one about two miles from my house. Fresh hot donuts 24/7.
     
  7. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

    We never even had Krispy Kreme stores...our gas stations would sell them though, but they haven't in a long time. In other news, I don't have a venison steak, but I do have a venison chop sitting in my freezer. Just saying.

    Edit to add: I also have some venison jerky, but it's tad bit stale now.
     
  8. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    If I rig my sailboat now I'll be there by the time hunting season ends this fall. Thanks but I'll pass.
     
  9. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

    Oh I wasn't offering it to you. Not often I get to eat venison, so when the opportunity comes, I don't share. Come to think of it, I don't really share much of anything.
     
  10. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    how does jerky go stale?
     
  11. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    I love deer meat and Krispy Kreme donuts!
     
  12. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

    You wouldn't guess that dried meat would, but I have proof otherwise.
     
  13. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Jerky is made by removing moisture from meat so that bacterial growth is retarded. If it isn't kept out of humidity, it will absorb it and then spoil. If it's allowed to completely dry out, it goes stale.
     
  14. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    I want a fucking Krispy Kreme, too. The closest one to me is...Dallas. Buuut, someone ships them to Amarillo from Dallas every morning. Granted, it's a 6 hour drive, so they're not exactly fresh...
     
  15. CaptainLS

    CaptainLS Banned

    I want olhippie54 told hold me while I masturbate
     
  16. daisymae

    daisymae I'm a Rhinestone Cowboy

    Zoomie's pregnant again...what a slut.
     
  17. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    Masturbate who?
     
  18. CaptainLS

    CaptainLS Banned

    I'll bee thinking of you
     
  19. Humminbird

    Humminbird Member

    git it yurself
     
  20. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    Sorry I just have extra hamburgers left over.
     

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