I know it makes me a horrible person...

...but I want a venison steak and Krispy Kreme donuts.

Now.

 

how does that make you horrible?

 

Cuz one of you bitches better bring me what I want.

 

Throw in some pork rinds. BBQ flavor.

 

Krispy Kremes still exist? Haven't seen one of those in years....

 

There's one about two miles from my house. Fresh hot donuts 24/7.

 

We never even had Krispy Kreme stores...our gas stations would sell them though, but they haven't in a long time. In other news, I don't have a venison steak, but I do have a venison chop sitting in my freezer. Just saying.

Edit to add: I also have some venison jerky, but it's tad bit stale now.

 

If I rig my sailboat now I'll be there by the time hunting season ends this fall. Thanks but I'll pass.

 

Oh I wasn't offering it to you. Not often I get to eat venison, so when the opportunity comes, I don't share. Come to think of it, I don't really share much of anything.

 

how does jerky go stale?

 

I love deer meat and Krispy Kreme donuts!

 

You wouldn't guess that dried meat would, but I have proof otherwise.

 

Jerky is made by removing moisture from meat so that bacterial growth is retarded. If it isn't kept out of humidity, it will absorb it and then spoil. If it's allowed to completely dry out, it goes stale.

 

I want a fucking Krispy Kreme, too. The closest one to me is...Dallas. Buuut, someone ships them to Amarillo from Dallas every morning. Granted, it's a 6 hour drive, so they're not exactly fresh...

 

I want olhippie54 told hold me while I masturbate

 

Zoomie's pregnant again...what a slut.

 

Masturbate who?

 

I'll bee thinking of you

 

git it yurself

 

Sorry I just have extra hamburgers left over.