I Know A Guy Who....

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  1. humanbeaing

    humanbeaing see you in paradise! HipForums Supporter

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    Chews off his fingernails, shaves his head and whole body cause he says it creeps him out that things grow out of his body.

    Finish this sentence..

    I know a guy who...
     
  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I know a guy who goes to shows
    When he's at home and he blows his nose
    He don't use tissues or his sleeve
    He don't use napkins or any of these
     
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  3. Moonglow181

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    farts in the wind.
     
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  4. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    who watches archer, mongrels, ghost hunters, and the history channel, but at least he doesn't watch faux nuuz.

    i knew another guy, who retired to paint the happy little trees that live over there.

    and yet another who played with trains all his life, from the time he was one year old to the day he died, who also thought people would look better if they all looked like different looking aliens, especially furry ones, from different worlds then each other.

    oh wait. that last guy is me and i haven't died yet.
     
  5. humanbeaing

    humanbeaing see you in paradise! HipForums Supporter

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    I know a guy who eats nothing but meat and sweet foods. Hates vegetables and fruits. His head is bald. He is mean sometimes. He is my boss
     
  6. Tyrsonswood

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    I know a guy, that knows a guy, who said he knows this other guy that knew something about...



    but I stopped paying attention at that point because there was this girl...
     

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