I killed a spider

Yup. With a can of lysol and a Lighter.

 

Heh heh, nice. I tried to do that once, but the damn thing just wouldn't die. Now, don't everybody go all animal rights-y on me. I was in this dinky little cabin, and it was this wolf spider the size of my palm right above my bed.

 

Woah man, I was digging up a burn pile to move so grass could grow over it and a big wolf spider came out and i got it in an air tight jar and its been there for 3 weeks, now the thing is dead and has a million babies in the jar eating on it and spiders freak me out so bad i get chills just thinking about it, im not letting them loose we dont need anymore spiders.

 

my friend caught a bunch of trap door spiders in a jar and they started battling each other. it was mean but hard to look away. it was like smackdown to the extreme...

 

yeah whenever i have the urge to kill a jumbo sized spider my friends get all animal rights-y on me too... i guess they can be of use if youve got annoying flies in ur house

 

shit happens, i rescue them if they aren't bastads


if they are bastads they get to have a party in the hoover or under my foot

apart from the ickle cute ones!!! then i keep them on my arms for a bit and put them some nice place

 

I have never seen a cute spider, I hate them, I have a bad case of fear of spiders I forget what its called, when I was like 3 I was in the bath tub and this huge 3 foot one(looked that big to me cause i was small) jumped in the tub with me and started swiming and ran across my stomache and I s tarted screaming and my dad killed it, I had night mares for a week about it, the same dream over and over, that it came in there and ate me and every since then about once a month or even more I have night mares about spiders attacking me in my sleep, sometimes I wake up and they are still there and it takes a while for me to sit in the corner of my bed telling myself they arent real, so if anyone got animal rights over me killing a spider I will tell them to go fuck themselves. Just thinking about them makes me cringe, ahhhhhh

 

we have huge ass wolf spiders all over my house. i kill everyone of em that comes within 10 feet of me. i don't want any of them fuckers biting me or my kids..........
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i dislike spiders. there are black widows in my backyard. they are disgusting.....but pretty, just like my cat.

 

I am deathly afraid of any type of bug, and I kill them upon sight.

Fuck you, animal rights activists.

 

bugs arent animals, are they?

 

They are in the animal kingdom... but when people say animals i think of something with bones in their body, that dont creep around like that(excluding rats and snakes) but yeah they are animals

 

there's a statistic that you swallow 3 spiders a year or something

 

Heh, thats cool, but i can top it. A few days ago i was shooting my BB gun in my backyard, just at like coke cans and crap. Then my dog started run running behind the fence into the back part of the yard, i yelled at her to move (even though I've been hit with that gun before and it only hurts a little, it wouldn't have been that big of a deal to hit her, but i didn't wanna) so she kept running back there and i finnnaly went back there and it turns out that she was barking at this really big tarantula. The tarantula was running at her so i shoot of to its side to get it to fuck off, but then it started comming at me. So it was on, i shoot the Trantula in all its legs blowing them off, and it was comming at me till it only had like two legs left. Then i shoot it in its torso a couple times and it was still alive, so then i got right over him and shoot it with one hand all execution style.

It was all way way more fun then killing something should be.

 

Fuckin' awesome. Too bad you couldn't get this on tape.

 

i'm one of those "animal rights-y" people you're all speaking of, but i won't get all preachy on you.

i, personally, prefer to trap them in something and release them outside. however, from time to time, i have been known to wig out and kill spiders if they're in my room and lookin way too nasty to try and capture. sometimes, they're just too scary!!

 

that's a crazy ass story!!! i would shit if i saw a tarantula!!! (i have, but they've been in cages. i wouldn't hesitate to kill it, if it was coming for me, either.)

 

Originally Posted by Lodui
Heh, thats cool, but i can top it. A few days ago i was shooting my BB gun in my backyard, just at like coke cans and crap. Then my dog started run running behind the fence into the back part of the yard, i yelled at her to move (even though I've been hit with that gun before and it only hurts a little, it wouldn't have been that big of a deal to hit her, but i didn't wanna) so she kept running back there and i finnnaly went back there and it turns out that she was barking at this really big tarantula. The tarantula was running at her so i shoot of to its side to get it to fuck off, but then it started comming at me. So it was on, i shoot the Trantula in all its legs blowing them off, and it was comming at me till it only had like two legs left. Then i shoot it in its torso a couple times and it was still alive, so then i got right over him and shoot it with one hand all execution style.

It was all way way more fun then killing something should be.

hahaha im laughing my ass off right now. I would doodie all over my fucking underwears if i had a tarantula RUNNING AT ME!!! I woulda launched bombs on his ass. I fucking hate spiders, and all bugs. I don't care how nice of a person i am, i will not hesitate to kill any bug. Except for lady bugs..aww.and butterflies, but anyways, that's besides the point. BUGS SUCK ASS man. They creep the hell out of me. eeeshk, i get the shivers just thinking about them!!! Sometimes when moths fly in my room, i start to cry....! lol

 

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUHSo;uia;iofhasdioy9128738276#$^&90 SPEAKING OF BUGS.....
i just looked at my light and there's 7 flies in it!!! ITS LIKE A SCARY MOVIE!! They're everywhere in my house. We lifted the blinds the other day and there was a whole swarm of them. aaaahhhh i cant sleep in here!!!! aaahh im so freaked outttt

 

Damn, i didn't even think of that, that woulda been sweet, i didn't have time to think about it, it was either him or me. :H

Cheer up Lucy, a moth is just a really fuckin' ugly butterfly. If you let 'em get to you, they win. Ugh, maybe you should call a bug guy for all those flys, show no mercy. lol