I will make you the deal of the century... I will put my mouth on your penis, right after you let me open a bear trap, and you set it off with your cock... Hows that? I say it's fair... :X
Sorry ladies... I thought it was funny... It was my way of showing, not even if you paid me a large sum of money... ok, maybe a VERY large one. like 100 mill and ONLY if I could keep it sercet...