I Just Touched A Guerney

frigid?

 

no, slutty and cold, sexual and emotionless, it was horrifying

 

I'd pick a dead body over that

 

right, dead bodies don't have such a terrifying stare

 

yeah, and if her puss is that bad at least the dead body won't seem to smell as bad

 

Well, if they do stare, you can just put a bag over their head....I mean, what are they going to do, suffocate?

 

quote: yeah, and if her puss is that bad at least the dead body won't seem to smell as bad

na, she was clean, just not "drug test clean"

the staring one was alive, but I looked down at one point and saw the most horrifying cold stare, I stopped

 

maybe you should stay out of the morgue.

 

maybe you should try to MAKE me stay out fo the morgue, and see what happens

 

you know, they will find out what you do there at night.....its only a matter of time. you should leave while you still can....

 

it may not be illegal in Sunny Mercury

 

they like what i do there, I keep the bodies company and give them the time of their lives at the same time

I sing songs to them, like "I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her and she's soo cold"

 

i'm guessing this is strictly voluntary?

 

well, actually I pay the families, or death pimps, whichever way you want to look at it

Why does this seem so strange to everyone?

 

not strange.....just wildly erotic.....I've beat off 7 times already to this thread

 

What about the ones who died in accidents and are really messed up? I hope you are extra nice to them so their feelings aren't hurt...

 

Pffft....find me a thread you HAVEN'T beat off 7 times to...

 

tell em they are still beautiful, the didnt really need a face anyway.

 

I'm just a freak about the face, as long as it isn't messed up I don't really mind.


I generally sneak off to a dark corner when i do this so I don't think the mangled are aware of the orgasm their morgue mate is not having

 

don't forget to order pizza

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