I Just Touched A Guerney

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by seamonster66, Jun 6, 2006.

  1. seamonster66

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    that has had probably 4,000 dead bodies on it. I did not, however, lick or eat off of it.
     
  2. cerridwen

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    oh no! you touched it! that means you're gonna die.

    Then again, we're all gonna die.
     
  3. seamonster66

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    It would be cool, if just for once, someone would be born on this guerney, so much death
     
  4. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    hehe...I helped load a corpse on the belt that feeds it into the cremator once. was in a human sized cardboard "casket" and was much heavier than I would have expected.
     
  5. seamonster66

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    My best friends run this funeral home that has been in business since the 40's. they used to creep me out when we played hide and go seek in there, they would be inside a casket, i would be in the office under a desk.

    They also lured me into the embalming room to see the playboys at age 12 in the bathroom by saying there were no bodies in there, then i look over and there is one with tubes filled with blood and fluid going everywhere.
     
  6. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    wow. my current roomie is gonna study funereal science after he gets out...whis he found out today is monday. so I guess this fall.
     
  7. seamonster66

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    It weird, whenver someone dies around, there is a good chance my friends will handle the body. I've learned lots of secrets that way, toxicology reports etc

    They have some really nasty stories
     
  8. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    I can imagine.
     
  9. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    Oooohhhh so jeakous...so very very jealous.

    Don't mind me, I'm just a freak when it comes to medical stuff. I have a bookmark to ambulance sales on Ebay. By god, I'll own one some day. Found one yesterday with a bunch of stuff included...backboard, rubber gloves...oooh. I was so disappointed that I didn't have 12 grand to shell out. Call it a bit of a fetish. My life won't be complete until I see a real iron lung, either. Boy...I am a freak.
     
  10. crummyrummy

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    ebaY MAKES em take all the good stuff out before they can be soled there
     
  11. seamonster66

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    I actually saw a bloody coffin that they use for people who are going to be cremated at the funeral, man was that ever gross,

    maybe it wasn't blood, it was fluidy anyway
     
  12. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    did you touch it?
     
  13. seamonster66

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    I dipped my french fries in it, then "spewed up in the coffin on the corpse" as they say
     
  14. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    hmmm maybe the dipping was a bad idea, next tim, use your finger and just dab a little on your lip.....
     
  15. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    Can I ask what you were doing near these lovely objects?
     
  16. seamonster66

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    Loading a couch into a hearse
     
  17. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    he was having sex on them most likely
     
  18. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    prolly just masturbation
     
  19. seamonster66

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    I would/have had sex with a dead person, whats the shame/harm in that?

    Actually she wasn't really dead, just overexperienced and cold
     
  20. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    true, but sex none the less
     

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