Hahaha...no. I was drinking milk when the kitten bit my tit , which tickled cos he has these little tiny fangs, and caused me to laugh really hard and squirt milk out of my nose.
I squirted milk out of my nose when i was a kid. since then, I have been able to control my bodys intake of fluids pretty well.
Isn't it a nice thought that after you drink milk while it's sitting in your stomach it'll start to curdle?