I just split an ant in two

And the front half lived!

I was out in the back enjoying some sun, and this ant was crawling on me so I pinged it off me, only its front half went flying off me leaving its arse end still on my shoulder. I looked down onto the ground where I had just pinged it and the rest of it was still wriggling about trying to move, poor little thing. One the other ants came over to it, but could offer it no help and fucked off.

I felt bad about it, and I studied it for a few seconds then squished it. I should have squished it out of its misery immediately, but my curiosity got the better of me.

 

you animal..

 

I didn't meant to kill it, I'm sorry.

 

That ant probably had a family, parents and friends...

 

Some ants can live for up to 24 hrs with out a head. The other ants were waiting for it die so they could drag it off and eat it. Ants suck. Just kill them. It's ok if you like to do it slow though. Builds character. You will know what suffering is all about. It will aid you in the furture.

Peace

 

you must have one strong flicking finger

 

But even if you do it fast, it is probably still a long time to an ant because time goes slower for smaller animals, so the say.

Yes, I fLick with it regularly

 

Just thank your lucky stars the back half wasn't the surviving part.

 

i was in a simmilar situation i was outside too except i was meditating and it bothred me when i was one with the universe..so it deserved to die.....plus scientificly regular ants dont really have their own mind they all are in tune with the queen so you basicly killed a mindless vessel

 

Well said. these intruding little bastards need to know their place. And indeed they are mindless. So if you kill them it's ok. They never knew they were alive in the first place.

Peace

 

That is of some comfort to know, even although it cannot be proved. I worry that if I kill too many insects in my life that I will be reincarnated as one of the little bastards myself. I'd like to think that if it happens I wont really notice the transition.

 

Haha. No you won't come back as a bug. Go ahead and kill them. If you are reincarnated at all you will come back first as a Cow. Just think of all the hamburgers you have eaten. You will be a cow and add to global warming with your farts.

Peace

 

or you can hope you turn into one of these bad ass fuckers and not get messed with by any one or any thing

(camel spider)

 

(untreated camel spider bite)

 

Fucking fuck I wouldn't like one of them things crawling on me. How many legs does has that thing got?!

 

oh sorry this is actually a camel spider

 

bastard!!!!!

 

What the fuck was that other thing then?

 

as you can see camel spiders will fuck you up...be glad you dont live in iraq

 

haha such glaring hypocrisy