I just Shat Myself

I was really putting in a lot of effort to make it all the way to the bathroom, but when you gotta let loose you gotta let loose.

 

LOL sweet

 

I know it is quite the accomplishment.
Really though I was sick of seeing "chat myself" so this thread is going to satisfy my ocd. (do I have ocd?) mabey a little.

 

Was it a turtle head or a mudslide?

 

Ahh man it was diarrieahh, nice and warm souffle.

 

That sucks, I would never ruin a pair of designer jeans like that.

 

I think I just felt my IQ drop.

 

Every experience in life takes a sacrifice.

 

How wise. Did Rafiki tell you this?

 

Clean that shit up.

 

I hate when I shit, and it feels like piss coming out of my ass.

 

i just did this yesterday.. "turkey and mustard".. not only did it feel like piss. it sounded like it..

 

This guy I work with called in sick once and told me he could not work because he has black water shooting out his ass I told him that was a very legit reason and I'd rather he stay home.

 

that's sick
lol

 

Your chapped.

 

I thought this was the CHAT thread for a moment.......then i realized it wasn't

 

I guess you can't even talk about people getting banned

 

oh no not has2 hopefully its not a permanent eviction

 

Have you ever had milk of magnesia? Take a little at a time if you ever do.