I just saw a commercial for Beano.

I thought they stopped makin that stuff. I mean if you can't fart. I think you will exloped. Fuck beano. It takes all the fun out of farting.

Peace

 

What are you on about man? The Beano comic book with Dennis the Menace, Minnie the Minx and Roger the Dodger, or Cheesie Beano's, ie. cheese on toast with beens underneath. Poor man's pizza I call them, they are a tasty treat and they make you fart.

 

Beanno.
Peace

 

so you think farting is funnier than people exploding for not farting?

 

So this stuff helps you to "unwind" then....

 

Beano brings harmony and peace into the world, it makes people unite together and cherish Mother Earth...

 

What ! It suppresses farts. We need to fart. Mother earth wants us to fart. She does not want us exploding all over the place because we can't fart.

Peace

 

i thought that stuff made you fart

 

it's not only for farting, general internal gas and stuff I think.


pepto is better.

 

Why would you want to make yourself fart? I mean don't get me wrong I do enjoy a good fart and that, but when I am not loaded up with rippers it's always better, especially during social gatherings and sexual intercourse.

 

why do people take laxatives, for shitting contests! same thing, but farting contests lol

 

When I think about Beano, I remember that commercial that implied that a monk's vow of silence included farts. That offended me, as a...uh...fan of monks.