I just ordered a pizza

I'm feeling lonely this weekend and don't feel like cooking or doing anything so I'm going to eat pizza. I guess I shouldn't feel alone, I went out with friends last nite and I'm going out with my cousins tonite. To the beach no less, but the rest of the time I am alone. I dont think the girl I really like is that interested. It's hard to meet good people. Sometimes I'm only really happy when I've been drinking, so later tonite I know I will feel good. I dont have any beer at home right now or I wouldnt be complaining. I know for damn sure I will enjoy eating that damn pizza when it gets here in 45 mins! I wish I had some weed. I'm just babbling away here. I bet none of you fuckers care. oh well.

 

Damn, I shouldn’t start that talk...
But life is one big question when your starin’ at the clock.

...and the answers always waiting at the liqour store 40oz to freedom
So I take that walk

 

i know all about pizza nights


i hope you feel better

i often feel lonely when i'm really not

enjoy the beach, i'm jealous :$

 

drugs and alcohol won't cure everything

 

yay for pizza and if the girl doesn't dig you she's not worth your time as you're a cool guy-you're much better off with the beer if it's the same chick you told me about

 

what toppings?

 

I can't have pizza

i don't wanna be fat

 

just give into the carbs. diets are for...well i don't know they're not for me uhm diets are for...self inflicting sadists.

 

call it what ya want

I've lost 15 pounds

only 10 more to go

 

eat the damn pizza then exercise


you'll feel better if you eat it

 

now exercise

that's torture

 

I know, she wants me to be fat

 

no I don't I just don't think you're fat at all and I love your ass-we've already been over this(;

 

i had a slice of pizza today. well theres go my diet. my doctor will not be pleased

 

thanks

but Im 5'7" and 155. I won't be satisfied until I'm in the 140's

 

why are you on a diet

and what's so bad about exercise msfontella?

go for a run or a bike ride!

 

i recently went to the doctor and found out some not so good news. she says i have polycystic ovary syndrome and i need to start eating healthier or i could easily develop diabetes and other health problems. no more processed foods, soda, plenty of fruits/vegetables, and try to cut down on meat. its fuckin hard

 

aww i'm sorry i thought maybe you were delusional about your size

i'm sure one slice won't hurt, good luck with eater better babe, you'll find some healthy foods you really like and it'll get easier

 

any exercise I do has to be done at home with the kids

a bike ride would be nice but I would need babysitter. the gym is not bad but I can't afford it, and don't have a babysitter

If I had a babysitter, I would have a life and might not be so fat but I don't so .......

I'm actually just doing this so I can say I tried everything and then I will feel justified when I get liposuction

 

are you saying I'm delusional?