I just killed Flyzilla...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by daisymae, Jun 2, 2006.

  1. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    He was the grandaddy of all flies and sounded like a jet plane....I had to hit him many times with a rolled up newspaper before he kicked it.
     
  2. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

  3. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    good work, I know how satisfying that can be!
     
  4. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    Don't be sad...flies are disgusting. They eat shit, and then land on your food with shit on their feet. They puke on your food to dissolve it and then suck it up through their mouth-straw.
     
  5. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    flies gnats mosquitos and ticks can fuck off!
     
  6. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    Mmm, yummy!
     
  7. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

    Someone's Got to Clean up the Poop...

    Flies Hapen to be the One's for the Job...

    They Can't Help Germs...


    I Just Couldn't Kill a Fly...I'd Have Caught it in a Glass...And set it FREE...

     
  8. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    when I see a fly, I generally serenade it

    "what diiid youuu think?
    I would dOOOoooo at this moment?
    when your standing beside me, with teeeears in your eyes...."
     
  9. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    I know an old lady who swallowed a fly.....
     
  10. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    I don't know why she swallowed a fly...
     
  11. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    sounds like a horsefly........ dont let those things bite ya. they frickin hurt
     
  12. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    perhaps she's blind?
     
  13. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    No! Perhaps she'll die!
     
  14. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    Nope...just a regular housefly.

    I live in Ontario...we get deerflies as well...even bigger than horseflies, they take a chunk out when they bite..:D
     
  15. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    flies love canada for some reason, i noticed that myself
     
  16. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    Maybe we smell like poop :D
     
  17. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    "gotta keep those loving good vibrations happening with you...


    sorry, singing to my fly again
     
  18. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    If your fly is down...



    you should sing show tunes to cheer it up...
     
  19. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    "I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair...."
     
  20. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    UPDATE

    So I figured out why my house had suddenly become the Amityville Horror....

    Dead mouse under the sink.
     

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