I just fell outta my chair

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by lynsey, Jun 19, 2006.

  1. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    aight this is my song biatch my song I actually rapped it at open mike night the other week hahaaaaa (it was a mostly white rich boy club so I didn't insult anyone and I got a lot of free drinks) I have a picture in my myspace of me and my sidekicks taking aplause after singing it lol...this is why I think I am an alchoholic hah



    Move bitch, get out the way
    Get out the way bitch, get out the way
    Move bitch, get out the way
    Get out the way bitch, get out the way

    [Ludacris]
    OH NO! The fight's out
    I'ma 'bout to punch yo...lights out
    Get the FUCK back, guard ya grill
    There's somethin' wrong, we can't stay still
    I've been drankin' and bustin' two
    and I been thankin' of bustin' you
    Upside ya motherfuckin' forehead
    And if your friends jump in, "Ohhh gurrlll", they'll be mo' dead
    Causin' confusion, Disturbin Tha Peace
    It's not an illusion, we runnin the streets
    So bye-bye to all you groupies and golddiggers
    Is there a bumper on your ass? NO NIGGA!
    I'm doin' a hundred on the highway
    So if you do the speed limit, get the FUCK outta my way
    I'm D.U.I., hardly ever caught sober
    and you about to get ran the FUCK over

    [Chorus]

    [Mystikal over second chorus]
    BITCH! Watch out, watch out, watch out
    BITCH! Watch out, watch out, watch out, move

    Here I come, here I go
    UH OH! Don't jump bitch, move
    You see them headlights? You hear that fuckin' crowd?
    Start that goddamn show, I'm comin' through
    Hit the stage and knock the curtains down
    I fuck the crowd up - that's what I do
    Young and successful - a sex symbol
    The bitches want me to fuck - true true
    Hold up wait up, shorty
    "Oh wazzzupp, get my dick sucked, what are yoouu doin'?"
    Sidelinin' my fuckin' bussiness
    Tryin' to get my baby child support soon
    Give me that truck and take that rental back
    Who bought these fuckin' T.V.'s and jewelry bitch, tell me that?
    No, I ain't bitter, I don't give a fuck
    But i'ma tell you like this bitch
    You better not walk in front of my tour bus

    [Chorus]

    [I-20 over second chorus]
    Bring it, get 'em

    Too bad I'm on the right track
    Beef, got the right mack
    Hit the trunk, grab the pump pump, I'll be right back
    We buyin' bars out, showin' scars out
    We heard there's hoes out, so we brought the cars out
    Grab the pills cuz we poppin tonight,
    Beat the shit outta security for stoppin' tha fight
    I got a fifth of the remy, fuck the Belve and 'cris
    I'm sellin' shit up in the club like I work in the bitch
    Fuck the dress codes, it's street clothes, we all street niggaz
    We on the dance floor, throwin' bows, beatin' up niggaz
    I'm from the D.E.C., tryin' to disrespect D.T.P.
    And watch the bottles start flyin' from the V.I.P.
    Fuck this rap shit, we clap bitch, two in your body
    Grab ya four, start a fight dog, ruin the party
    So move bitch, get out the way hoe
    All you faggot motherfuckers make way for 2-0
    So...

     
  2. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    lol........ wow if I was there and drunk, Id be serious rollin
     
  3. pickin_wildflowers

    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

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    BAHAHAHAHA... that was great... wiggers >_>
     
  4. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    I could make a good wigger.
     
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    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

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    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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  7. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    biatch we be crippin over here ya betta get ya ass crip walkin and talking before i bust a cap in yo ass folls fo realz
     
  8. pickin_wildflowers

    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

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    I'm one of the witty fast talking, in your face bloods... like in that movie..... blood in, blood out. Idk what they were, let's just say i AM the white mexican.
     
  9. madcrappie

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    blood in, blood out!!!!!!!! damn, I didnt know anyone else actually saw that movie. wow. IM impressed.
     
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    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

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  11. madcrappie

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    I thought that my brothers and I are the only ones who actually had seen that movie... I remember when they used to always play it on showtime or some other premium channel.
     
  12. pickin_wildflowers

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    i was introduced to that by a friend last year >_>, why i spent 20 dollars on the dvd, i do not know.... You'd make a better white mexican than a wigger :)
     
  13. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    I dont know whatyou are talkin about mang.....
     
  14. pickin_wildflowers

    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

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    It's better that way
     
  15. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    you didnt notice my latino accent mang........
     
  16. pickin_wildflowers

    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

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    OH sheet, sorry bro. You speak beautifully as a fresh morning eagle flies over the heart of our home country on a summer morning, while the coyote feast on the blood of the young...mang....
     
  17. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    yes, what you said, mang!
     
  18. pickin_wildflowers

    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

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    this thread has certainly taken an... insightful.... turn.
     
  19. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    yup, I blame you!
     
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