I just became...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Dragonfly, Mar 3, 2009.

  1. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    A REVREND! all legit, and everything from the Univeral Church of Life, and now I can preform Marriages, all legal and everything. I'm even gonna go as far as to get the little offical plastic card that says I can legally marry people!

    So anyone wanna get married?
     
  2. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    can I confess my sins to you?
     
  3. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    I may need you to preside at the scattering of my ashes.
     
  4. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    Everyone and their mom got one of those.
     
  5. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    Woot! My friend is ordained through that same church and we're going to have him perform our marriage ceremony. He doesn't know we've chosen him yet, but he'll cry tears of Jedi joy when he finds out.
     
  6. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    can you marry me to this delicious mug of chocolate almond milk? I LOVE IT!!
     
  7. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member


    Not my mom, she would totally think that's a sin.

    Woman are suppose to be Revs or Priests or Ministers or whatever, so fail!
     
  8. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member


    Jedi Joy, haha good stuff!
     
  9. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    Fail for women?

    Yes indeed.

    Fail for you for having a dumb mom?

    Yes indeed.
     
  10. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member


    If you really want to, but I'm really not into the whole screen room thing, and giving you a penance or whatever....
     
  11. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    oh no I insist.
     
  12. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    Everyone was raised differently, she can't help it that she grew up in a strict catholic family. She she tired to do the same thing for me and my brothers, needless to say it didn't work out so much with me.
     
  13. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member


    LULZ
     
  14. nesta

    nesta Banned

  15. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    She gotta persevere.
     
  16. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member


    ministers so unreliable these days :rolleyes:
     
  17. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    Thanks for the info, I gotta slight feeling I'm probably just gonna end up maybe only doing like one or 2 rainbow marriages anyways
     
  18. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Psh. Like wikipedia is real...

    So. You gonna scatter my ashes or not?
     
  19. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member


    Where do you want them scattered Zooms?
     
  20. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Lets just say you get a paid weekend in Monterey, CA...
     

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