Just the other day when I wasn't watching the Olympics I had a brilliant idea. Here, above the Mason Dixon Line, we used to get a lot of snow. In fact the little town I reside outside of was known for making sleds. Now, with global warming, we don't get much snow, so the Sled Works went out of business in 1990, now it's an antique mall thingy. So anyway there's all these toboggans laying around, unused. I remember back in the day when we used to have toboggan wars and Ron D. got knocked out...but that's another story. So my idea is to use those old toboggans for surfing. They float, they have that curve on the front to ride over waves, and you can fit a number of people on each one. Oh shit...damn it! I just typed in toboggan surfing and someone beat me to it. Foiled again! Never mind.
it's actually warm enough the last two days that i can see the grass probably for the first time since the first of december.