I heard urine will help

this may be pretty stupid, but i heard from more than 1 person that if you urinate on the soil you keep your seeds it will help them grow from the nutrients in it. or are they just being retarded?

 

How do I say this without seeming rude... Oh, I know! That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

 

^_^'

 

thats from a cheech and chong movie lol

 

really? i dont remember that from a cheech and chong movie.

 

^yeah, its from cheech and chongs next movie i think

 

Suprisingly it is true. But I wouldn't bother when you can use proper fertiliser. It may be in cheech and chong but I have also read it in several grow books.

 

No, you don't piss on the seeds.
Many growers (I'm one of them) add piss to the nutrient/water for OUTSIDE grows.
Not much.
I fill a 5 gal. bucket mostly full of water and then take a whiz in it. So it's diluted 3 oz. pee per gal./water.
Why?
2 reasons.
Piss contains nitrogen, good for plants.
Secondly, it's a way for me to bond with my plants.

No, it doesn't make the buds smell/taste like pee any more than bat guano makes the buds taste like bat shit.

It's all organic, free and handy.

 

oh what we can learn from these forums

 

im a have to go piss on my friends (shwag)plant that he has beein growin for summer outside and see his reaction.. didnt beleive him until he showed me a leaf were the fingers were each 5 inches long.

 

Rangerdanger is absoloutly correct. i had been helping my friend last summer in a very secluded area where the closest place to get fert. was 67 miles away. he used the 3 oz.piss/gallon of water and the plants turned out great. although it doesnt smell or taste that way i wouldnt reccomend it because when the process is complete and its time to smoke it feels kind of weird knowing you or your friend has pissed on the bud. (not directly onto the bud, but you know what i mean) it just fells a little weird.

 

It doesn't seem weird if you remember that organic nutrients are animal shit and chem fert's are imitation animal shit.

 

would the acidity or ph of urine at all effect the plants?

 

Since we're only talking about a few oz's per gal/water, I don't think that's enough to affect the pH any noticable amt.

 

once again rangerdanger has a point.

 

Praise him

 

I too have been using my urine for nitrogen ferts for my outdoor plants, I usually take 2 monster pisses in a 2gallon watering can so that's considerably more than 3oz per gal but them seem to be enjoying it they are nice and green and lush.

 

lmfao oh god..im going to have to try this, just so i can laugh my ass off when my friends smoke it.