I havent toked in like 2 months

Goddamn hookup moved and all my new friends are non smoking pussies.
FUCK!!!

 

sad day in hell

 

It'll happen soon. Don't get discouraged.

 

I can remember just a few years ago, i was mad high every damn day. Good times.... at least i can still jerk off.

 

yeah thank god for that

 

Well, there's always that. See, just focus on the positive things.

 

I'd laugh my ass off if you broke both your hands tonight

 

I'd use my feet, or just call your mom over

 

nice

 

my mum is fat, ugly, really rough, and clumsy
and she hasn't gotten any cock in years, she'd probably rape you afterwards

whatever gets you off I guess

 

sounds hot

 

haha, oh the madness.

look man, just see if you can sniff out some weed. though this is some shitty advice, im sure in the 2 months, you've tried that

go to some hippy-esque concert and see if you can get some bud there.

 

just go and fuckin stab a dealer

you might get crack, u might get weed, either way your gettin fucked up

 

i haven't had some decent weed in 6/7 months! o man, it not good grrr!