i havent gotten laid in months because....

the only people who want to sleep with me are fucking pedo-ass cocksuckers like my neighbor. i feel ugly.

 

At least someone wants to sleep with you.

Can't say the same about myself. =\

 

I haven't gotten laid. (period )

 

Awww I'm sure plenty of people would want to fuck you... Even ones who arent pedos!

 

I haven't been laid in a couple of months because for some odd reason my dick has turned to criptonite and my wife must be superwoman or something

 

Trust me most dudes would love a one night stand. If you just wanna fuck, I'm sure you could find plenty of guys. Just be frisky or hit on them or sumtin' or other. If you want an actual relationship... good luck.
I'd fuck you. I'm not a pedo.

 

the first girl i ever had sex with weighs about 120 pounds more than i will ever weigh. . . .and you know something, she was great.

 

i'd sleep with you.

 

That's something I'd pay to see. I'd pay highly too.... how much do you guys value souls?

 

Forgive me if I am wrong but I think "sleep" is the last thing that is wanted and would get done!

 

Maybe "sleep" really is the idea here. Sleeping all cuddled up with someone is nice. It's warm and comfy and makes you happy, and you always have good dreams (at least I do). It is one of the best things there is to do. Now screwing on the other hand is messy and sticky and smelly and sweaty. If it's a one night stand you end up feeling really embarrased in the morning.

 

And I would pay to watch!

 

Dude I already took that one... I slso did it better.

 

Yea, thats what my lazy ass gets for skimming threads.

/Me=pwned

 

lol, im a thread skimmer too! damnit!

 

ill sleep with you and i promise im probably not a pedo-sicko dude.

 

me either,

 

I don't think many aren't. I mean I don't... err.................... I think most people are. Sorry I'm really stupid when I'm in school (this place has that effect on people)

 

me three, as the saying goes. =(

 

Yeah well I wouldn’t want my ass either