i havent gotten laid in months because....

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Bloody_Kisses, Jan 9, 2005.

  1. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

    the only people who want to sleep with me are fucking pedo-ass cocksuckers like my neighbor. i feel ugly.
  2. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

    At least someone wants to sleep with you.

    Can't say the same about myself. =\
  3. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    I haven't gotten laid. (period :))
  4. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

    Awww I'm sure plenty of people would want to fuck you... :D Even ones who arent pedos! :D
  5. nohelmetlaws

    nohelmetlaws Banned

    I haven't been laid in a couple of months because for some odd reason my dick has turned to criptonite and my wife must be superwoman or something
  6. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    Trust me most dudes would love a one night stand. If you just wanna fuck, I'm sure you could find plenty of guys. Just be frisky or hit on them or sumtin' or other. If you want an actual relationship... good luck.
    I'd fuck you. I'm not a pedo.
  7. the first girl i ever had sex with weighs about 120 pounds more than i will ever weigh. . . .and you know something, she was great.
  8. lucyinthesky

    lucyinthesky Tie Dyed Soul

    i'd sleep with you.
  9. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    That's something I'd pay to see. I'd pay highly too.... how much do you guys value souls?
  10. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

    Forgive me if I am wrong but I think "sleep" is the last thing that is wanted and would get done!
  11. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

    Maybe "sleep" really is the idea here. Sleeping all cuddled up with someone is nice. It's warm and comfy and makes you happy, and you always have good dreams (at least I do). It is one of the best things there is to do. Now screwing on the other hand is messy and sticky and smelly and sweaty. If it's a one night stand you end up feeling really embarrased in the morning.:p
  12. psilonaut

    psilonaut Mushroom Muncher

    And I would pay to watch!
  13. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    Dude I already took that one... I slso did it better.
  14. psilonaut

    psilonaut Mushroom Muncher

    Yea, thats what my lazy ass gets for skimming threads.

  15. lucyinthesky

    lucyinthesky Tie Dyed Soul

    lol, im a thread skimmer too! damnit!
  16. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

    ill sleep with you and i promise im probably not a pedo-sicko dude.
  17. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Birthday girl

    me either,
  18. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    I don't think many aren't. I mean I don't... err.................... I think most people are. Sorry I'm really stupid when I'm in school (this place has that effect on people)
  19. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

    me three, as the saying goes. =(
  20. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Birthday girl

    Yeah well I wouldn’t want my ass either

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