i have

herpes. haahha nope just jokin! 1001 posts! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i can snap party hats TWICE now! two hats! oh baby. party hats and half and half cream. could it get any sweeter.

This cat has obviously reached 1000. he must have been snapped too many times.

 

congradulations! Im still wearing my 900 post party hat, but the string is about to snap off

 

I'm almost a whorebag with herpes x11.

 

you have herpes?

 

umm, no.

 

you totally had a coldsore last time i saw you. don't lie

 

ohhhhhh.... that. hehe *backs away*

 

herpes. hempes. hahahaha woah.

 

hermy. haha... josh once had a hermit crab named hermy... everyone always laughed at him and he had no clue (his parents mostly)... he was six at the time. I knew what it meant.

 

I have "an upper respitory virys" And my throat feels like someone just ripped all the skin off and set it on fire. Ut suks so terribly.

 

how rare it is... to be loved by you.


wtf

 

Eric Johnson is awesome...

 

*trys to fix throat hurties and then hands you some water/honey drink and tells you it may taste a little odd, but it should help, and that my dad does this, so it must work since my dad is very smart about most things. but mostly trys to fix throat hurties*