i have to do something horrible

i need to buy a swimsuit.

 

i'm sure you'll look better than these women

 

Aww. Sorry. I hate clothes shopping.Esspecially stuff you have to try on ick.

Other people bought me most my swimsuits...somehow other people like shopping for me.MIL bought two bikinis for me AND completely remade them to fit me. Those are the best ones I have

Is there anyone around that can go with you and make fun of the whole process with you. I like shopping with my sisters its all sarcasm and wit.You should come down and go shopping with us.

 

only thing i'm really worried about it total crotch hair coverage...


you're welcome for the horrible mental imagery.


my underarm and leg hair can hang out for all i care.

 

Get one of those swim skirts that slips over your suit they are cute.

...and the mental img of the 2nd pic zilla posted and your statement will haunt me forever. thank you

 

muahahahah

 

i think i'm gonna be sick.. uke

 

Do it.

 

Ugh. Buying swimsuits is just not fun. It takes me forever to find one I like.

I bought one last year so I'm good for a while, but I put it on the other day and thought, damn, my boobs look almost nonexistant in this. Were they bigger last year or what?

 

What is so horrible about buying a swimsuit?

 

I'm guessing body issues


Anyways, I really want something like this :

 

shits expensive!

 

i want you to have something like that too.

 

I think it's her ideology that masks her fear of rejection from people.

 

with guys it's easy.. shorts.. BAM! you're ready.. unless you're one of them adventurous guys that wears a speedo. two basic styles...

with swimsuits... ugh... things hang/fall out or bulge up or you get a wedgy or you scare small children.

i know what i want.. but finding it is gonna be a pain in the ass... tankini with boy shorts... simple.. you'd think so.. but noooooooooooooo.

 

if i was legal.. i'd go naked. much easier.

 

There are plenty of pot bellied guys out there who also feel embarrassed about exposing their bodies in public.

 

are you under 18 or an immigrant?

or both?