I have this friend who had cancer

Lymphoma and leukemia, I do believe, and he's been in remission for about 3 years now and he drinks and pops pills and smokes cigarettes like no one I've ever seen before. Funny how life works out like that sometimes...

 

He probably figures he should live every day like it's his last as he may well have been dead by now. He's cheated death and he'll be damned if he's going to cheat life!

 

He chewed out the Make A Wish foundation because they wouldn't get him a car or a hooker. Haha.

 

You know the old joke:

I live the fast life of drinking, smoking, and women, as much as I can get. You see, my doctor told me I only have a year to live.

(When did your doctor tell you that?)

Twenty years ago.

.

 

my friend met zac efron through make-a-wish because she had some kind of brain cancer that was giving her horrible seizures and her odds of surving weren't really that good, they took out like the whole front quarter of her brain.

buut shes still alive and is cancer free and talks about zac efron all the time

 

so, did she ask to meet him before, or after the brain damage?

(this is a sick joke, and I don't feel bad)

 

It would be hard to feel sorry for someone like that if they went into remission.

 

I was going to make the same joke. You shouldn't feel bad.

 

I have a friend who had cancer, he got it around two years ago now, pulled through though. It was a really slow cancer so they had enough time to keep going through with chemo. Lovely.

I had a friend whose sister has terminal cancer. She got to meet MCR for it. I don't know if she's still alive but I would assume so.

 

wow. take one cancer and replace it with another. what a dumbass.

 

hard to say how someone is going to act after a brush with death.

 

who the fuck is zac efron? i thought make a wish let you meet famous people?

 

Looks familiar ?

 

actually, no. i'm not sure that i've ever seen that guy before.

 

High school musical. 1, 2, 3, 4......393983.

I think this is his gf :

 

hahaha.. LOL. If only, I thought he was with Vanessa Hudgens.

(I probably know more than I should. )

 

Oh noez.................You probably watched all those movies !

Jai, Jai :toetap05:

 

well that explains why i've never seen or heard of him.

and HAHAHA i hope you're right about the gf.

 

I dunno....It could go either way :

 

maybe he's a polygamist and it goes both ways..