I have seen the light!

RooRshack · Apr 21, 2013

Don't forget the law of firearms.... you don't need to worry about purchasing that truck :2thumbsup:

The great thing is, the ONLY thing that you ever have to buy is a gun, and you only have to buy the first one.

scratcho · Apr 21, 2013

I hate it when people use the word pussy to denigrate someone. Oughta have a law agin' that.

TopNotchStoner · Apr 21, 2013

"This is a prison planet, you're serving a life-sentence"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUIldUK9eSg"]Greydon Square - Prison Planet - YouTube

deviate · Apr 21, 2013

Pressed_Rat said:

Not sure what your problem is, Meagain.

Apparently you take issue with what I believe.

I can't say that I care.
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I think he is trying to ridicule my stance on gun ownership and self defense just as much as anything else. Emphasis on trying.

deleted · Apr 21, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCyJRXvPNRo"]Kung Fu - grasshopper dialog - YouTube

Heat · Apr 21, 2013

Meagain said:

So after reading a bunch of posts I have finally seen the light of reason in regards to police states, gun control, Obama, and the New World Order.

It came to me suddenly as I was trying to post my Jesus with an M16 picture and it wouldn't work.

It was a sign from God, obviously.

Now, here's the question? What makes criminals?
The answer: laws!

If we would just get rid of all laws, we would automatically end all criminal behavior!
This is pure logic folks, and it's undeniable.

No laws = no crimes.

Question: But how do we get rid of all laws?
Answer: Get rid of all governments.

Governments make laws.
No governments = no laws.
No laws = no crime.
No crimes = no criminals.
No criminals = no victims.
No victims = no need for laws.
No need for laws = no need for governments.

Isn't it simple how that works!

This also negates the need for police forces, the FBI, CIA etc. as there is nothing left for them to do. Also no need to fight over Constitutional issues as The Constitution would be moot.

By getting rid of all laws and governments there would be no reason for anyone to spy on anyone else, all types of weapons would be available to everyone and you would have complete freedom to do anything you want with no repercussions so that you can insure your right to do anything you want, as there would be no laws and no criminal activity would be possible. (And remember there are no victims so don't give me that.)

This is called FREEDOM and it is what the NWO is trying to stop YOU from having.

Naturally someone might try to take advantage of you at sometime, but God has revealed to me that that is why he invented guns. Assault weapons in particular. So just shoot them. Don't be a liberal pussy, that's why you have an index finger. Don't be like those sissy people in Boston (they had to have the police help them out...bunch of babies).
Heck Texans would've just spit some tobacco juice in those "terrorists" eye and strung them up from the old oak tree, or whatever trees they have in Texas.

So, in conclusion:
All laws are bad, Obama is a Communist, Liberals are unpatriotic idiots, and the internet is a vast conspiracy set up by Bill Gates.

I feel much better now.
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I think you have the start of a cult here.....no leaders of course.

Love satire....and you are very good at it.

MeAgain · Apr 22, 2013

On my attempts at satire, especially to Pressed Rat and Deviate:

I have nothing against either of you except for certain ideas and beliefs that you hold, as I'm sure you have issues with some of mine. Other than that I'm sure you are both great guys and I have tried to refrain from any personal attacks against either of you. But I do take issue with many things I see posted by many people around here, not just you two. I don't see anything wrong with that.

Now as far as my attempts at satire, I have been trying to show what I believe to be flaws in certain statements and beliefs in a humorous way. Admittedly satire is a sophisticated, and sometimes tricky tool for achieving this end, especially for an amateur such as myself. Satire can employ ridicule and demeaning attacks in its attempt to convey a message. I have tried to avoid that method and I have tried instead to employ a Reductio ad absurdum approach whereas I have been trying to show that a statement is false by showing that an absurd result would follow from its acceptance.

No one has to agree with any attempt I make or any conclusions I reach and I am sure my attempts have not been up to some peoples' standards.

I really do apologize to anyone I may have offended, but this is just a web site on the net, don't take me too seriously.

Lynnbrown · Apr 22, 2013

Meagain said:

On my attempts at satire, especially to Pressed Rat and Deviate:

I have nothing against either of you except for certain ideas and beliefs that you hold, as I'm sure you have issues with some of mine. Other than that I'm sure you are both great guys and I have tried to refrain from any personal attacks against either of you. But I do take issue with many things I see posted by many people around here, not just you two. I don't see anything wrong with that.

Now as far as my attempts at satire, I have been trying to show what I believe to be flaws in certain statements and beliefs in a humorous way. Admittedly satire is a sophisticated, and sometimes tricky tool for achieving this end, especially for an amateur such as myself. Satire can employ ridicule and demeaning attacks in its attempt to convey a message. I have tried to avoid that method and I have tried instead to employ a Reductio ad absurdum approach whereas I have been trying to show that a statement is false by showing that an absurd result would follow from its acceptance.

No one has to agree with any attempt I make or any conclusions I reach and I am sure my attempts have not been up to some peoples' standards.

I really do apologize to anyone I may have offended, but this is just a web site on the net, don't take me too seriously.
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You are soooo funny!

Uncouth and unsophisticated as I may be, I surely do appreciate (and even comprehend!) your quite witty posts...:2thumbsup:

Please continue.

deviate · Apr 22, 2013

Meagain said:

On my attempts at satire, especially to Pressed Rat and Deviate:

I have nothing against either of you except for certain ideas and beliefs that you hold, as I'm sure you have issues with some of mine. Other than that I'm sure you are both great guys and I have tried to refrain from any personal attacks against either of you. But I do take issue with many things I see posted by many people around here, not just you two. I don't see anything wrong with that.

Now as far as my attempts at satire, I have been trying to show what I believe to be flaws in certain statements and beliefs in a humorous way. Admittedly satire is a sophisticated, and sometimes tricky tool for achieving this end, especially for an amateur such as myself. Satire can employ ridicule and demeaning attacks in its attempt to convey a message. I have tried to avoid that method and I have tried instead to employ a Reductio ad absurdum approach whereas I have been trying to show that a statement is false by showing that an absurd result would follow from its acceptance.

No one has to agree with any attempt I make or any conclusions I reach and I am sure my attempts have not been up to some peoples' standards.

I really do apologize to anyone I may have offended, but this is just a web site on the net, don't take me too seriously.
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No offense taken. I mean, you have the freedom to express your opinion just like me or anyone else.

I just think you're wrong.

themnax · Apr 22, 2013

i have seen many lights. the night sky is filled with them. as are most homes in developed parts of the world.

enlightenment does not require a source. only acceptance of one's statistical participation in creating what all of us each experience.

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