I have Come to the Conclusion

That I am not nearly as cool online as I once thought I was.
Thought being the clear definitive word.
'Tis a sad conclusion, I feel.
I'll go back to reading my poetry in the dark.

My question for you, is what conclusion have you been forced to face?

Also, impart your words of wisdom in this thread, if not for me but for the future generations.

:nopity:

and um...giggle

 

did you think you were brad pitt in fight club or something?

i'm not wise.

 

well clearly i did...and i thought you knew me better than that...

 

well, you know, i just had you pegged for a edward norton in fight club, which is even cooler, when you think about it. hard core, man.

 

that is true..i tend to hear voices.....

 

i'd want to be Marla.

 

i feel so bad for marla at the end...she gets put threw hell by crazy norton

 

i like yor *shifty eyes*

:toetap:

 

the only way to have eyes are shifty eyes

 

the only way to get to the banana is to peel it

 

giggles

 

a tasty treat is a hasty feat

 

your feet move to the beat of the street

 

i like to poop my pants

 

hmmm either ganja has finally gotten his surgery and is taken the form of masterofpuppest or something is up here *shifty eyes*

 

....

 

That I'm looking fricking old in the face anymore. My skin just isn't as peachy creamy as it once was. *pouts*

 

shut your freaking pretty face!
that is the stupidest thing i've ever heard

hello carl

i have forgotten what i was gonna say.........

 

When 20-somethings start complaining about looking old I start to feel ancient.

*saws off a limb and starts counting rings*

 

People who think they're cool usually aren't. As for me, I know I'm cool.