I have been using AXE body spray with no luck.

Do i have to rub the girl's face into my armpit??

Those commercials are misleading.

 

Ill give you some luck you sexy hunk of man you.

 

Do you put it on your wang?

 

Sometimes. It depends on what im eating.

 

Why is it called Axe in the rest of the world, when in the UK its called Lynx

 

The word 'axe' makes the queenie nervous.

 

What does it matter though, the shit still smells good. Though I've had girls tell me I smelled so good they wanted to rape me, while I was wearing it. Seriously, that happened like twice, though not those exact words, but pretty much, plus a bunch of others have just told me it smelled really good.

 

George I want to steal your sig.

I really do

 

Maybe you should stop wearing it til you get here. :H

In fact, I think you should start rolling in a pile of poo every morning just to keep all the other girls away. :H

 

Im alergic to axe

 

But it smells so good, I like it.

 

I want to steal your country.

 

Ohh fine, but don't come crying to me when the mean girls rape you.

 

I'm allergic to nearly everything......

 

hystamenes (sp?) suck balls.

 

right now I'm building to a major athsma attack, I might be in the hospital by the end of the week and there is very little I can do about it except try to keep phlegm out of my body.......


I want a new respitory\immune system


and histamenes (sp) allow the triggering of stomach acid and a few other things, without them we would die, so don't damn them

damn overreaction to them.......

 

yeahm i know, but i like blaming things. it gives an easy solution!

 

Won't you protect me mielitietty?

 

Sowwy, you're on your own now.

 

I don't know how I feel about that.

Buffalo, New York could use some stealing though.