I hate when I'm horny

and my boyfriend falls asleep super early.

What am I supposed to do? look at porn, rub one out, and pray he doesn't wake up?

FML. and I hate MTV. it decides at 3am just to play shitty music until the wee hours.... I wish that 70's show would come back on..

:afro:

/rant

 

something exciting about rubbing one out and trying to not wake the person next to you LOL

 

If my gf caught me busting a nut alone, she would be offended..

 

Get over it and just fap. Then again, I know I certainly would not mind being woken up for sex.

 

my bf doesn't mind but it always makes me feel awkward as hell.

although, I have asked him to jerk off in front of me before and he refuses.

either way, I don't feel like masturbating lol. I want some oral sex )))






but this is out of the question for me, until sometime tomorrow

 

Get him hard, and ride him. Take what you want, he shouldn't have fallen asleep so early anyways.. hehe

 

I'm too lazy. and I don't feel like looking at porn, it all kind of bothers me in some way or another.

dude, he will be asleep and not realize what I'm doing. I know him too well. I try to wake him up to blowjobs all the time and he doesn't push me off, but he's def not into it.

Plus he's gotta be up for work in 3 hours lol.

 

well your bf is kinda lame if you cant wake him for a little late night session. imo anyway and since when did mtv start playing good music again?

 

Word.

 

maybe he doesn't love me anymore. wahhhhhh

 

I doubt that's the case. Play with a toy and cum for him. He doesn't have to be awake for it to be hot. Before he leaves for work in the AM let him know how hard you came for him last night. I'm sure he'd like that.

 

Twas Just Today I Was Thinking, How Great It Would Be

If Hip Forums Had A Special Forum For "Love And Sex" Topics...,

And Random Thoughts Were For Genuine Random Thoughts....

Just A Passing "Random Thought"....



Cheers Glen.

 

lmao Glen I hate you.

I don't like posting in love and sex. I'd get guys asking me how I like to masturbate and if I have a webcam.

Plus the entire thread was a random thought. I mentioned my love for that 70's show and my disdain for all music played on MTV. I feel like I should be rolling face dancing with friends in my basement right now.

 

All this horny talk. I'm off to wake up my wife now. Good night and good luck

 

I Hate You Too...:love:



Cheers Glen.

 

Daw....... where's my hate?

 

..

 

Here You Go...:elf:...:boxing_smiley:...:smash:

That Should Do It....



Cheers Glen.

 

glen... you do not hate me.

and Jo, bust a nut for meeeee!

 

... like, he's a heavy sleeper. he'll get hard and smile and sometimes make noises a little but I can tell its almost like "sleep reaction".. I can't explain what I mean lol, have you ever had a conversation with someone whose sleeping, then later they have no reccollection? it's like that