okay so it's two in the morning and I have to go to the bathroom and what do I see crawling around A HUGE ASS ROACH...im so mad...so I fumbled through the cabinets in the kitchen looking for bug killer...i cant stand the crunching sound that a bug makes on my shoe...and I DONT HAVE ANY BUG SPRAY....so there is a huge ass roach roaming around in my bathroom.... UGH. Now i am paranoid about my bathroom. THIS IS CRAZY., its just a bug...its just a bug. I need to go to sleep....I am dreading my shower tomorrow...THis is the first bug ive seen in six months of living here...is this a sign of things to come. GROSSSSSSS it was freakin huge... okay ....I think I am done now...
I HATE THOSE MOFOS...DON'T MOVE DOWN SOUTH CAUSE THEY HAVE THESE THEY LIVE IN THE SOUTH LIKE THEY YO NEIGHBORS FO REAL.. BUT I GUESS IT'S BETTER THEN HAVING THESE I WILL TELL YOU THIS..I'M THE SAME ONE..IF I SEE ONE..I WATCH MY BACK AND SHIT..I GET NOID TOO. LIKE IT WILL CRAWL UP MY ASS
Had loads of little ones when I lived in a cheap apartment in Dallas for a while; they didn't bother me but neither did I particularly like them. I just swept them off the counter when I went to cook. Only saw one huge one, in the dormitory in Colorado... thought it was pretty. But then, I've never been scared of bugs, sorta like most of them, 'cept for mosquitos... and I was a bit uneasy about spiders when I lived in the US 'cause there are venomous types there; where I grew up (and live again now) there are none, just ordinary, harmless-to-human kinds. I wasn't badly scared but I'd always put them outside, here I usually just let them stay inside if I spot one. Only mosquitos get killed, and I never use bug spray... ew, chemicals!
ewwww, roaches gross me out badly. I just watched this "untold stories from the ER' show tonight where some guy had a roach in his ear. it was still alive. I would be freaking out, hyperventilating and probably passing out if that happened to me. NASTY
ughghghghgh.......... that's so sick, imhurria.... if that happened to me, i'd kill myself on the spot. the doctor would be like, "hm.. there's a live roach in your ear!" and i'd reach over and grab the scalpel..
I'd just pass out, and then they could take it out of me and I would never ever have to hear about it again. Maybe get some hyptonism to make me forget it ever happened. I have a mild phobia about bugs, that show didn't help none
It could be a waterbug. I cant stand that people think roaches and waterbugs are the same thing. Roaches are drawn to nasty food and stuff. waterbugs are attracted to water.
isnt it true that if you see one roach, that you will see others cause there is never just one..or am i wrong..
hmm i used to live in hawaii.. loads of bugs there (flying cockroaches even... try watching tv and all of a sudden there's one flying around the house, that's disgusting).. and we get them here too, not the flying ones though, but we have a pool and they always get in the house during the spring and summer and stuff. anyway.. we usually grab a paper towel or toilet paper and flush them down the toilet. i get really paranoid too so i don't like to leave them alive. i'm afraid of them getting in my bed and my hair and crawling in my ears, like ihmurria said, and showing up in the kitchen and infesting our cabinets.. ugggh.. blech, they're so gross. oh, and what's the difference between a cockroach and a waterbug?...
I seem to recall when I lived in Hawaii we had a Gecko problem. It was the coolest infestation a 9 year old boy could ask for.
lol, oh yes... geckos are super cute and cool to have around, except when they get shit on things... hehe... i believe they eat bugs, including roaches..
i had roughly 100 madagascan cockroaches as 'pets' but then they died. they were pretty cool. i made them hiss at me. i could have sold them for about $9 a cockroach if i wanted to.
*shudders* I am suddenly reminded of the kafka story, the Metamorphosis (i think it was kafka) where the guy wakes up and he's turned into a giant cockroach and nobody wants anything to do with him because he's disgusting, and they feel he is no longer their son/brother... pretty freaky.
