I hate Porn.

I'd never truly seen bad acting till I watched it.

 

I've been watching a lot of porn lately. But that's probably because I'm actually enjoying masturbation as I haven't in a while (as opposed to substituting for the lack of a sex life).

The acting is bad, but the fantasy is the thing. I even like the fact that it's bad and raw and ill-disguised. Only thing that annoys me is when the bitch won't shut up with the fake rapture noises. I don't know why they think the women need to be screaming at all times for it to be a hot scene.

 

I love porn

 

some porn is pretty cheesy

 

Ha, no matter HOW cheesy it is, it ussually always gets you off, right? hahah

 

Yesterday I saw the least enthusiastic woman ever but she just wouldn't shut up. She was actually an alright actor till that point.

 

I like the scenes when they are not enthusiastic so long as they shut up. I don't mind being aware (during masturbation) that these are prostitutes; and it gives me free reign to fantasize rape and abuse.

 

the terrible acting is the best part of porn

 

you want to see something hilarious? watch the porn classic "deepthroat" starring linda lovelace:cheers2:

the premise of the movie is that a woman is unable to orgasm...UNTIL she goes to see a doctor who discovers an odd deformation: her clitoris is in the back of her throat

the only way for her to be satisfied is to perfect her fellatio

the music and sound effects are probably the best part. that and horrendously ugly 70s porn actorsiggy:

 

It's a good plot.

 

Found it on youtube. Score.

 

I always found the most vexing part of porn when they, for some reason, decide to do a closeup of the dude's face for thirty seconds as he's being pleasured. I'd be like, wtf, if I wanted to fap watching a dude I'd download gay porn instead.

Another really good one is Sex Trek: The next Penetration.

 

...and when will they learn that pony tails and schoolgirl uniforms do not make a 28 year old look 18

 

That was what I was just going to say.

The ones pretending to be young and innocent seem to be the worst actors too.

 

Jai, you must get your hands on a copy of Orgazmo. It would make you laugh sooo hard. It's made by the guys who did Southpark, just so you know what to expect.

 

porn is pretty retarded. it's cheap and boring. i like nudies though.

 

most of the times i love porn and honestly i have watched more than anyone can believe me. i remember the times when i discovered Andrew Blake for the first time...ah the mania

 

You're a woman, you're not supposed to like porn.

It's not targeted towards you.

 

Porn gets boring real quick.

 

Porn is garbage.