I Hate Black People

...who block off stairways and entrances.

Practically only black people do this, it's amazing.

I find myself going out of the food court on campus with a tray full of food, hoping to catch a nice spot outside on the grass to soak in the sun... but no, there's a group of ridiculously loud black people standing right in front the only food court exit, completely blocking it. "Excuse me" never works, so it's always the power walk through them as you "accidently" push some ghetto looking fucker out of the way and risk getting shot just because those idiots have no common sense.

They always stop to talk in the middle of stairways, block doors, block exits... just standing there like idiots talkin about nothing.

I don't mean to hate on black folk, but they are honestly the only people who do this on campus.

They're all going to hate me soon after I push half of them out of my way.

I'm so gonna get shot.

 

Yeah I just say move or get the fuck out of my way.

 

:tenfootpole: :leaving:

 

the class struggle is the penis struggle

 

hmmmmm...stored

 

I see people of all colors essentially violate common space. I've encountered the stairwell and doorway blockade; I've also had to deal with people who beeline a path directly at you and pretend not to see you... mothers wielding baby strollers especially wearing less than friendly facial expressions as they embark the "me and my offspring are the center of the universe" bull rush.

 

really? it's always rich old white bitches in my way.

 

you know, all i ever see in walmart are fat assed cattle blocking all the aisles. i'm not sure what color dumb fat assed cattle are, but i think they're ready to go to the slaughterhouse.

 

It can't be that hard to speak upo loudly and say 'one side.'

I think KC has the best idea.
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i don't think it's black people
it's inconsiderate people
and anyways, pavel if you do get shot, *whispers* i'll always love you

just tell em to get out of the way
or beat them back with the ten foot pole, yeah

 

taser??

 

But niggas acts like you ain't there if you's white, you dig?

I don't really mind slightly pushing them away, but it probably won't generate the best results some sunny day.

The other day, a bunch of people were going out of a building here on campus... busy ass building... and two black dudes and a black girl were standing right in between the main entrance doors... blocking the path for a good hundred people... and they didn't move until some huge football player guy pushed the black guy out of the way.

People are stupid, it's annoying to deal with them when I'm spaced out early in the mornin' gettin' my fix, ya know? I'm about to go get some food now and I'm certain that I'm gonna see some OGs acting like the world belongs to them.

 

best way to get through a crowd is yell "gangway" as loud as you can..it will startle them so much they will turn around and face you and kindly say "excuse me, can I get through?". It has always worked for me. With some nods of "whats up?" as I go through..I do it to any crowd that is in my way..even if its a bunch of old people..cause you have to speak up cause they cant hear so good. Speak up, if you want to be heard..

 

throw your food on them

by "accidentally" tripping over them

 

Yeah, I guess I could just shout at them.

Yet, you must realize how damn loud ghetto ass black folk are. I don't know if they'll pick up on my shouts among the rap music and the bitches talking shit.

White people crowds are easy to deal with. Plus, white people are really easy to intimidate.... black people are a tad harder to fuck with.

Maybe I should just buy a 9 and casually flash it whenever I pass some homeboys.

 

i tend to get by people by gently laying a hand on the arm of the one least likely to jump out of their skin and politely say "excuse me" when i have their attention. it hasn't failed me yet.

 

Freshman year, I accidently tripped over one of em for this very same reason. They were ganging up the doorway and I was spaced out as shit, so I just didn't pay enough attention and crashed into one of them.

Just kept on walking after wards, didn't want to deal with the circus.

 

Black people only respect white people that are genuine and not fake

 

Yeah, a whole lot of black folk are really cool with me... but I'm talking about the really stupid ghetto types.

Could surely do that if I had boobies

 

I'm genuinely white.