I had to leave my house for a few hours

Because my housemate wants to bonk some fashion designer. I am such a good friend.

 

Is your housemate gay?

Or female?

 

There are tons of female fashion designers.

All equally unbearable.

 

Yes, she is female. I am not sure where this gay idea comes from.

She seems nice, and anyway, how bearable a chick is generally doesn't change whether a guy wants to fuck them or not.

 

Fashion designers are gay.

 

Lauren Conrad is gay?

 

Install a hidden webcam and enjoy the show

 

Everybody called Conrad is gay.

 

maybe i'm missing something... why do you have to leave? do you share a bedroom or something?

 

shouldn't a fashion designer have her own happenin' pad that they can get down and dirty at?

 

join in the fun.

 

maybe you could use this opportunity to show her that stylish new scarf you designed.

 

I agree with this.

 

I'd want my roommate to stay and watch. Maybe even take pics for us.

hell, you could even masturbate if you wanted to. I wouldn't care.

 

I'd just go into the other room...start playing guitar at random moments, you know.

When I used to live with a bunch of my friends, it didn't really matter, they'd do it in the same room as you. lol ...not to say I'm not guilty of doing that, but it's kinda funny.