I had sex with a large woman

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Spidey, Jun 5, 2004.

  1. Spidey

    Spidey Member

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    I ws fishing and sitting by the stream in our woods and two guys and one heavy girl came by. They fished next to me, and the girl was chatting with me. I chatted friendly like, but when the guys went to leave, she stayed. She kept getting cozy, and touching my privates, then she started to get undressed, and I let her underess me. Well she straddled me and I had sex with her doing the work over me.
     
  2. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    Aww come on man, you could be more creative than that! I call for a revised edition of "I had sex with a large woman", pronto!
     
  3. Digital Underpants

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    Yeah that it? So how large are we talking about here? I mean we might have differing ideas of large here. Plus you did'nt say if it was good or not. I think you are making up this whole thing.
     
  4. FireQuint

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    OMFG! I envy you already! What's it like to actually catch something?

    This fishing around here is absolutely atrocious.
     
  5. Spidey

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    LOL, You guys in here never believe anything. She was really big. I don't know like gotta be near 300lbs. I guess.

    I enjoyed it enough or I wouldn't have gotten hard, and by the time I orgasmed, I was having fun.
     
  6. Digital Underpants

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    Allright that sounds a little more believable . I will believe you this time.
    So you like the big girls huh? Well you go spidey ! You know the sayin right.
    More cushin for the pushin! heehee! Ecept she was doin the pushin in this case but you get the point.
     
  7. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    So, you like to order your women "Super Sized"?
     
  8. Friend

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    "I ws fishing and sitting by the stream in our woods and two guys and one heavy girl came by. They fished next to me, and the girl was chatting with me. I chatted friendly like, but when the guys went to leave, she stayed. She kept getting cozy, and touching my privates, then she started to get undressed, and I let her underess me. Well she straddled me and I had sex with her doing the work over me."

    ...AND THEN I WOKE UP...
     
  9. didge

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    i dont see whats so unbelievable about him havin sex wit a fat chick...who cares man!?

    would ya have posted about it if she wer an average sized chick?

    ah the poor woman, if only she wer ta read this tread..she'd cry so she would.:(
     
  10. Jennifer19

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    you can do better then that
     
  11. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    fucking a big girl is like riding a moped...it's a blast until your friends see you.
     
  12. lanalou

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    take pictures the next time around and post em.....we will then believe u :)
     
  13. Spidey

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    To get something straight here, my preference is not for heavy girls. I rather prefer them a little underweight if anything, which is why I guess I felt like telling about this experience which for me, is out of the ordinary. I also do not have a need to be sure you guys believe me or not.
     
  14. BigBong

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    haHAHHAA! that was great =P
     
  15. -GOD-

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    Spidey -

    Now, just how fateth was that bitch?

    I think that humans should not judge so easily.

    In fact, I know that I wrote somewhere that you should not judge unless you want to be judged.

    Yeah, me or Judge Judy - the tv chick...

    Anyway, what do we really mean by fateth?

    Can she be seen by satellite without magnifying apparatus?

    When she goes to the beach, do you hear male whale songs?

    Does she smell cheese because she cannot reach everywhere when washing?

    If you've answered yes to one of these questions, we are talking about a strange lifeform here...

    Hath no worry my child, God has also been drunk and has had divine needs too.
     
  16. EuphoricBallah

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    HAHAHAHHA...that was funny.
    :cool:
     
  17. Becknudefck

    Becknudefck Senior Member

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    fat chicks need lovin too. maybe those guys left for a reason. did you still have your wallet and or any fish you caught after all this was over?
     
  18. KJ is cool

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    i gotta remember this one!
     
  19. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    :eek: lucky creek to fish by... :rolleyes:
     

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