I had a really hot curry yesterday

And so today I have a ring of fire. Quite unpleasant I must add.

 

Hot Curry rocks. I put it in almost everything I make:

-Eggs
-Chili
-Spaghetti
-Soup
-Stew

 

try menthol rub...it hurts at first but then feels awesome

 

i assume he means curry as in a dish of curry, not like a seasoning.

i could be wrong of course

 

You got hemorrhoids, Birdy? The motherfuckers are like life insurance.

 

about 2 years ago i ate 10 jalapenos back to back...my stomach hurt almost immediately

but the next morning when it came to expelling them, not so fun...not at all

i feel your pain man

 

this place here is supposed to have some of the hottest curry on earth..

http://www.bricklanecurryhouse.com/

check out the video,the dude wears a gas mask while cooking it..lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImBrrZXjnho

changed video to cut to the chase..

 

i love curry, oh damn i love it a lot. i like spicy food. it is my favorite!

 

i love that show

 

Actually, the hottest curry in the world is in an Indian restaurant in La Paz, Bolivia. If you could finish it you'd get a t-shirt. I love really hot curries, but I didn't win the shirt. I think it contained 38 of the spiciest Andean chilies.

 

Explain please.

And I hope your anus is doing better, bird.

 

I don't know yet, I haven't been for another shit.

 

If it aint leaking the heat steady...it wasnt hot enough

 

Make sure you keep us posted.

 

I haven't been farting either.

 

try giving birth!