I had a fun day today

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Face Eater, Jun 25, 2009.

  1. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    I managed to slice through the end of my left ring finger when cutting up turnips. The wound could open about 1/4 of an inch and there were little pieces of flesh hanging out it. I had to have six stitches. Then when I got home from the hospital I found my mobile phone in my washing machine, washed and dried. I can't get it to work now and its the only way I communicate. I'll probably have to fork out a lot of money to get a new phone that works on my network. That is all. It could have been worse.

    How are you all?

    EDIT: Oh yeah, and Jacko died...so my heart is just wretched with sadness as well.
     
  2. wally m

    wally m 14

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    that's why I stay away from turnips

    I wish I would have got a iphone and I have to go back to work saturday night
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    spiffy
     
  4. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    I just found out I have super AIDS.
     
  5. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    Whatever the dude was a pederass... however I digress

    What do you want as a response to this?

    Man that sucks? Hope your finger gets better? Cellphones suck? Did you correctly measure 1/4 inch or are you guestimating? Ugh!

    I'm doing well though since you asked.
     
  6. mutteredexpletives

    mutteredexpletives Banned

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    :eek:
    ...Ummmm... Tomorrow's a brand new day...

    I'm sorta plastered right now... That's all I got.


    :grouphug:
     
  7. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    I will send you some noodz to cheer you up.
     
  8. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    I didn't need a response, just to rant, kind of like teenage girls do on their myspace blogs. I guestimated about the finger, it was wide, the cut was really deep. Yes, Jacko was a pederass. I am really hoping that his youngest gets a second chance for a normal life now.
     
  9. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    this title made me want to kiss you...until i read what happened
    if you had said that you went to the zoo and got ice cream and a balloon then i'd fly to oz to plant a sloppy one on ya
    but you clearly didn't have a fun day today

    i do not like being lied to
     
  10. Face Eater

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    No, it really was fun. Except for the cellphone bit because that is just a fucking nuisance, the finger slicing was really cool. I got to bandage it up myself and then I got to watch while the doctor put the stitches in. The best bit was when he pulled little pieces of muscle out with tweezers before sewing it up. I really like watching the mutilation of my body parts. I am thinking of getting a piercing now. The nurses were hot and funny as well.
     
  11. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Ouch Face Eater :(

    :grouphug:

    I'm good :)
     
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