I guess

this is all I'm gonna get to do tonight...... sucks dont it?

 

Ugghhh, I had too many of my husband's beers outside in the heat and my tummy is not feeling so good right now. Blech.

My plans for the night are to just kick back and watch a movie, and well,maybe a little something else, but I won't elaborate.

 

HCM is going to be a drunken whore tonite!!!!!!

 

I'm not drunk, a little buzzed and my tummy feels nasty.

I had me some last night and I'm going to get me some tonight too.

 

You SLUT!!!!!!

 

My best friend is in town and was supposed to call me after I got off work at 4. It's almost 7 now...hmmm. But if she can come over, I will be seeing her tonight.

For now...I'm just hungry. Haha.

 

i wanna keep drinking, but i dont have anyone to drink with, so i dont know what i'll do

 

I'm a bad girl, bad, bad, bad.

 

I dont know if you can tell, i've been drinking, but i need to eat. Im sooo hungry

 

i want some poon tonight too dammit

 

Not me, I'm stuffed. Blech. Pizza and too many beers.

 

Well where's your wife at?

 

shes "sick" or so she says

 

Hmmm, well there's a lot of stuff going around. Maybe she's heat-sick?

 

I'll be going to the airport, then to some hotel, I'm dirty

 

Wait A minute! The drunk part bothered you but the other part didn't? At least make him call you Mrs and smile when he says it lol.