I got hustled for $20 cabfare by this married chick last night

So, I had a quasi-eventful night or whatever this Friday evening. Got off work and met up with a couple bar buddies at this dive bar to play pool. I'm thinking I'm downing a few brews and getting my sorry ass home, but noooo.

As soon as I get in the spot, this barfly married chick is there and she's trying to set me up with this girl who was going to show up later. She does, and proceeds to tell me she doesn't want a "bar crush."

So I get ultra-crass like I do sometimes, and start throwing $5 bills at married chick's friend and asking for a lap dance. Ew.

Later on she told me she was offended, and I made amends. Apologized, bought her a drink and whatnot.

Then shit gets a little crazy when this 21 year-old attention-whore Jewish girl gets in the bar and two of my buddies start competing for her like assholes. That's when everyone starts buying her shots, and I thought I'd get in on the fun...so I told her I'm gay, picked her up from behind and shook her in the air, yelled, and generally started fucking with her, and I guess that earned me my free-of-charge spot in the shot rounds.

Then eventually, we all decide to bar hop. Married chick grabs me by the arm to say I have a fucking nice bone structure and I invite her to the other spot.

Later on she catches up to us, and she asks whether we're going to take the cab out together. I'm like, wtf is this bitch up to? So, we get out of there and she's sending me all kinds of mixed signals and eventually I said, "Look. You're going to have to be straight with me. You can crash if you want." Meanwhile, she's not even attractive to me.

Anyway, she says: "I guess I'm flattered but I can't. I'm married." So she gets out of the cab with me, and finally says she has no money to get back home.

Isn't that a nifty little trick? Would you guys have left her stone cold in the street? I didn't.

But I was cracking up at being suckered. Mark another bullshit New York night down on Cherea's book.

 

that's sounds way more complicated than fun.

 

It's impossible to have fun in New York to be honest.

 

that sounds about right to me.

 

Pft, I'dve left her stranded, but then I'm one cold-blooded fucker.

I'd only pay for cabfare if I actually liked the chick, or could be reasonably sure I was getting some.

 

i get really irrated with nights like that. too many people, too many different directions, too much bullshit. everyone wanting to meat market themselves at as many places as possible just so they can say what a wild night they had and blah blah blah. ugh. people are annoying when they get like that.

 

You're totally right. New York women are so much work, going out feels like an 8-hour shift with reverse OT pay.

 

they're the same everywhere. it's not the place, it's the women. they're a pain in the ass. i have this bar i really like to go to, it's got awesome live music, a great attitude/vibe, an awesome cross section of people...it's really popular. which means all the dumb sluts show up to be seen. they really stick out because it's totally not their kinda place, but they see a line and have to get in.

 

oh yeah, and then they bitch about the music, complain that they can't dance (masturbate on the dance floor) then take their loud dumb bitch scene to the less "cool" but more slutty establishments. like, all the newest hip meat markets.

 

I guess you're right. Their company makes me feel lonely.

 

it's because you're hanging out with a void. emotional black holes. vacuous, insipid twats. stay away, man, they'll suck the soul right outta you!!! and not in the fun way!

 

i'm really really tired right now. sorry.

i know a girl who leaves her kids with her mother and goes out just about every night to slut it up. it's absurd. i'm kinda annoyed.

 

Were there real communities in New York, I'd never spend any time "socializing." That's why I'm moving. I want solid friendships and relationships; none of this flaky shit.

And these are not even meat markets anymore. New York used to have meat markets when I first got here. These people are so lame they don't even fuck. Like, ANYTHING ANY(!) lame ass one-night stand is bound to be more fun than attention-whoring for shots and waking up with a hangover. It's not even meat market, it's attention-whore market.

 

No. I think we're on the same page here.

 

meh. yeah. that sounds about right. fucking lame! denver's got a few of those places. but it's got some really excellent places, too. you just have to avoid any place with purple or blue neon and a large selection of martinis.

 

:cheers2:

 

OOOOOOOOH! and when they act like they're doing you a favor by "letting" you buy their drinks because they're hot women and worth it. wtf is that?

 

Yeah, well. I don't even buy drinks to women I'm interested in anyway. If I buy you a drink, you should know I'm not interested in having sex with you. It's what I gotta do. Actually, the hot Jewish teeny-bopper bought me one last night.

 

i don't mind buying a round of drinks for some good, fun company. it's the blousy bitches who swarm in thinking they're godesses and think you should be grateful for them ruining your good time with their party girl bs. go do that where it belongs. if i feel like doing the party girl thing, i may join you. but it's not likely. presumptuous.

 

Such a waste, isn't it? :biggrin: