Today me and my friend were skipping a few classes, my mom was home, he lives 30 min. away (by bus), and lil' kids were fillin' up the park. We were stuck just walkin' around 'Pittsburgh's Little Italy' Bloomfield. We were in the white trash part of the neighborhood. We heard a dog barked and looked to the side, standing about 60 feet taller than his fence was a fuckin' monster, he looked like he ate an elephant for breakfast. He jumps over the fence with no trouble at all and starts runnin' after us. My 260 pound friend without thinking uses me to push-off. I go flyin' back but somehow I don't fall. The dog is right behind me so I start thinkin' "Fatass (my friend) is runnin' like 60 mph, maybe the dog will pass me and go after him" I start runnin' anyway. "These guys yell "Just Stop" Well about that time the dog passed me and was right at my friend's ass, so I listened. The guys yell stop one more time and my friend listens. The dog runs back to me and starts licking my hand. LICKING MY HAND!!! He made my friend go faster than a fuckin' Ferrarri and nearly gave us heart-attacks so he could LICK MY HAND?! WTF!?!?!?!