I got a motherphucking job

the only job i had was tutoring two 5 year olds in english
damn that was brain damaging
i'll never do it again

 

Well you know, who says things like that after a tragedy? I've been more annoyed with ignorant ass things people have said about this storm then I have in a really long time. I'm thinking of taking a break from the message boards for a day or two.

 

Hey there, Porky...

Why don't you go get busy taking it up the ass a time or two just so you don't have to conform to social standards. Life isn't always the box of chocolates your mama told you it was. Sometimes there isn't always a little piece of paper or plastic vividly describing what flavour the chocolates are... then you're the one to get a chocolate with walnuts and you'll just happen to be allergic to nuts, then your face will brake out in little hives, a meteor will hit your neighborhood, next thing you know your mama is knocked up by the mailman, and you've got a bit of a yeast infection on your hands.

Have fun, sweet cheeks.

 

I tried skiing once....





Once was enough

 

I wish it would fucking snow here, sometimes. I've never skiied.... I've water skiied, but never on snow.

 

Skiing is evil. It makes you wanna stab yourself to death with the ski sticks.

 

Awesome! Congrats mayn! I love me some pizza

 

I'll be sure to write that down for later.

 

I wholeheartedly agree

 

Heh, I gotta try that shit.

 

skiing is horrific

 

Bring it on.

 

Where I come from, "Skiing" is slang for blow that all the little girlies don't know. So you have all the old guys high as shit going off about getting their seasons passes and shredding the gnarl and while the fairer sex sits their confused.

 

Blow as in coke or blow as in job?

 

Cocaine.

 

That is neat.

 

One way of looking at it. Some of my friends have problems with it. As in he left his wallet as collateral for a flap but has no money to pay for it and now has no wallet. And he was with another friend of mine thursday when he got his third DUI (high as shit as well), spent the night in jail, and a third Drinking Under the Influence charge is a 5-year suspension. Another 4 friends of mine went through 9 eightballs in two weeks. Its sort of a bummer.

 

9 eightballs every 2 weeks? i have friends that go through an eightball a day. and yes, it is very sad....
but a bit of charlie (blow) every once in awhile is great

 

I have a fucking dreamjob. I am being paid to dance around to Grateful Dead and make pizzas at a moderate pace, with an entire staff of stoners. I can't even fucking believe it.

 

MOdERATE PACE WOOHOO!!!!!!

sorry, I'm feeling sickly all of a suggen

glad you got a cool job

remember this feeling after longer shifts.....